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168kb of drones
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Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Sat 4 Jul, 0:13, Reply)

christ, this is crap

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Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Sat 4 Jul, 0:15, Reply)

does that mean I should give it a number of shits out of 5?
how many should I give it?
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Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Sat 4 Jul, 0:16, Reply)

3 shits out of 5
I notice Andrew Murray can go back to being Scottish after his stint of being British has ended...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Jul, 0:16, Reply)

3 it shall be

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Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Sat 4 Jul, 0:18, Reply)

Good riddance to the Porridge Wog :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Sat 4 Jul, 0:18, Reply)

oh bugger me:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8132949.stm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Jul, 0:22, Reply)

elebenty
what a fucking pile of crap
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Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Sat 4 Jul, 0:17, Reply)

no more than 5 shits can be issued at any one time

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Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Sat 4 Jul, 0:18, Reply)

Baskets will R@LL !

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Valin Unlocked a box of paradox boxes . . ., Sat 4 Jul, 0:16, Reply)

*BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!*
That's also the cover to this, it's a fucking masterpiece;
www.savoy.abel.co.uk/HTML/mofo.html
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Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Sat 4 Jul, 0:18, Reply)

Brilliant Minds Majix !

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Valin Unlocked a box of paradox boxes . . ., Sat 4 Jul, 0:21, Reply)

face flees the flea

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Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Sat 4 Jul, 0:23, Reply)

As requested, this image is rated

Three Shits out of Five.
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Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Sat 4 Jul, 0:19, Reply)

That's some fine fucking shyzer.

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Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Sat 4 Jul, 0:21, Reply)

ahhh yeah

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Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Sat 4 Jul, 0:24, Reply)

You must have drunk hellalot of
Guinness, Milk and Cranberry to get those shades maaaaaaaaaaan!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Sat 4 Jul, 0:22, Reply)

B--------+------
Would probably buy again, but only when drunk.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Sat 4 Jul, 0:20, Reply)

fucking bullshit more like

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Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Sat 4 Jul, 0:22, Reply)

Nnnnnng All

I made this and thought of you!
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Evil_Ted is high on Clarkee Khatt and Yellow Bentines!!!, Sat 4 Jul, 0:05, Reply)

ok, just what is pinned to this dude's ass
:D

in the original image I mean :)
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Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Sat 4 Jul, 0:07, Reply)

me :(

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Jamnog º ,:,, º Why do beards suddenly appear?, Sat 4 Jul, 0:20, Reply)

;o )
That guy looks like very popular in this chat Who is he? an actor? what his name?
(Larue I need a fresh cup of coffee, Sat 4 Jul, 0:08, Reply)

he is freebase
that is all we know.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Jul, 0:08, Reply)

:o )
hahahahaha
(Larue I need a fresh cup of coffee, Sat 4 Jul, 0:09, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/board/9533363
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Jul, 0:10, Reply)

so its all your fault then?

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elbow smokes quantity, Sat 4 Jul, 0:17, Reply)

No gronkpan started it, then Rap (i think fixed the source) and then it was wagoned.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Jul, 0:19, Reply)

brilliant work, all of you :)

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elbow smokes quantity, Sat 4 Jul, 0:21, Reply)

i remeber there was a big shadow over half his face
im starting to get drunk again
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Jamnog º ,:,, º Why do beards suddenly appear?, Sat 4 Jul, 0:22, Reply)

Hehe
Source pic dosnt have his head, so your guess is as good as mine
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Evil_Ted is high on Clarkee Khatt and Yellow Bentines!!!, Sat 4 Jul, 0:09, Reply)

oh Freebase
the story goes that a photoshopper recreated half his face...

....and that he is resistant to microwaves, dont know if it's true?
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Evil_Ted is high on Clarkee Khatt and Yellow Bentines!!!, Sat 4 Jul, 0:11, Reply)

He's a chippendale
This was in thelondonpaper a couple of days ago
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SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul, 0:09, Reply)

Without Lu's mod, obviously

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SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul, 0:10, Reply)

;o )
Oh! ok
(Larue I need a fresh cup of coffee, Sat 4 Jul, 0:10, Reply)

hahahahaha yes!

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Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Sat 4 Jul, 0:20, Reply)

chippendale

(Larue I need a fresh cup of coffee, Sat 4 Jul, 0:22, Reply)

Shuch a shexeshey besheasht !

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Valin Unlocked a box of paradox boxes . . ., Sat 4 Jul, 0:23, Reply)

opkl

(Larue I need a fresh cup of coffee, Sat 4 Jul, 0:05, Reply)

Harro rittle fry.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Jul, 0:08, Reply)

noodles!

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Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Sat 4 Jul, 0:14, Reply)

Missing out on pro teen . . .

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Valin Unlocked a box of paradox boxes . . ., Sat 4 Jul, 0:18, Reply)

Wrong wig Sean

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sepang is mostly stalking Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Fri 3 Jul, 23:33, Reply)

things that would make bond movies more tolerable
1
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ms morbo oooh look! procrastinationathon.blogspot.com, Fri 3 Jul, 23:49, Reply)

*applauds"
*checks the spelling of applauds*
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Jamnog º ,:,, º Why do beards suddenly appear?, Fri 3 Jul, 23:49, Reply)

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
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Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Fri 3 Jul, 23:49, Reply)

Pffft. What?
Nicely done :)
(Prequal has got no time to be with a waffle with no money, Fri 3 Jul, 23:51, Reply)

quick n dirty

(front_2_back, Sat 4 Jul, 0:09, Reply)

there's something on the apple again
maybe i should write to gardeners question time.

(can't quite compete with the buttock action below, but i tried)
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ms morbo oooh look! procrastinationathon.blogspot.com, Fri 3 Jul, 23:00, Reply)

Well I like it :)

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Mrs Trellis needs a drink. Pronto., Fri 3 Jul, 23:01, Reply)

^this :D

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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 23:02, Reply)

^^ thanks :D

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ms morbo oooh look! procrastinationathon.blogspot.com, Fri 3 Jul, 23:06, Reply)

you compete well, i love your stuff
i'm trying to come up with a 2001 joke and failing miserably
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 23:02, Reply)

hmmm...
...
...no, i've got nothing.

thanks though :)
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ms morbo oooh look! procrastinationathon.blogspot.com, Fri 3 Jul, 23:09, Reply)

WTC?

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 23:09, Reply)

wet toilet cam?
what the cluck?

nope, no idea
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 23:10, Reply)

World trade centre...
That was 01 wasnt it?
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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 23:12, Reply)

i meant the space odyssey, what with the pic being a foetus and everything

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 23:13, Reply)

Oh, I thought you meant the year
Im a bit of a tard
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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 23:16, Reply)

pubic embryo in the V
nice and abstract
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Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Fri 3 Jul, 23:14, Reply)

:D ha
i've managed to completely miss my own symbolism there

..and its not even subtel.
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ms morbo oooh look! procrastinationathon.blogspot.com, Fri 3 Jul, 23:26, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/board/9561454
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Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Fri 3 Jul, 23:28, Reply)

There IS an embryo in the V shape.
This represents your reluctance to have a child.

Oh, I'm good.
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Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Fri 3 Jul, 23:27, Reply)

and i went and called it "parasite"
oh god it's true!
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ms morbo oooh look! procrastinationathon.blogspot.com, Fri 3 Jul, 23:40, Reply)

o_0
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
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Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Fri 3 Jul, 23:43, Reply)

this reminds me of a strange
feature film cartoon from the 80's that was based in a swamp on an alien planet. I cant think what it was called.

very good!
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Jamnog º ,:,, º Why do beards suddenly appear?, Fri 3 Jul, 23:14, Reply)

upsettlingly, i think i know the one you mean

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 23:16, Reply)

..oh god
that rings just enough of a bell that its going to annoy the hell out of me.

(i think what was at the back of my head as a i did this was the opening to the donald sutherland version of "...bodysnatchers")
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ms morbo oooh look! procrastinationathon.blogspot.com, Fri 3 Jul, 23:25, Reply)

cracking film

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 23:28, Reply)

mwahahahahah
yes ive been looking at back catalogs of feature films from that time that might remind me as to which one it was. i remeber it being quite depressing at the end. The weird little guys in it had high voices or the voices of children and well... I think at the end they died only to be eggs things again. Its one of those films that was on allot a while back but they just stopped showing like uhf.
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Jamnog º ,:,, º Why do beards suddenly appear?, Fri 3 Jul, 23:48, Reply)

google thinks it might be this...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starchaser ?
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ms morbo oooh look! procrastinationathon.blogspot.com, Fri 3 Jul, 23:45, Reply)

needs more embryonic twins who die at the end I think
edit : or possibly they don't die but some ambiguous thing happens that is also sad. I like the mystery of not knowing what the film was and i have seen some cracking films looking for it i should add this to my list.
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Jamnog º ,:,, º Why do beards suddenly appear?, Fri 3 Jul, 23:52, Reply)

oh well
at least i found this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizards_(film) whilst trying to look for it, which i think i'm going to have to track down and watch.
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ms morbo oooh look! procrastinationathon.blogspot.com, Sat 4 Jul, 0:03, Reply)

hmm i have been looking
but every time I look i find things like
forum.retrosurvival.co.uk/ar/t958.htm
it was about ten years before all that me and my brother watched it because there was nothing else on and it went on for a good 3 hours I think.
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Jamnog º ,:,, º Why do beards suddenly appear?, Sat 4 Jul, 0:17, Reply)

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:22, Reply)

Phwoooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Mrs Trellis needs a drink. Pronto., Fri 3 Jul, 22:23, Reply)

yes
indeed
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:23, Reply)

How did you work on this without spluffing yourself to death?

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Mrs Trellis needs a drink. Pronto., Fri 3 Jul, 22:24, Reply)

good question
i had a vasectomy yesterday, and that whole area is more than slightly bruised and tender

looking for source pics caused some issues...
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:26, Reply)

\o/

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:32, Reply)

(*-*)

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:34, Reply)

WHY WHY WHY!

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:37, Reply)

more children: DO NOT WANT

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:40, Reply)

JIZZ IN FACE/MOUTH....NO MORE BABIES

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:41, Reply)

Or anal

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:41, Reply)

UTBNB
Up The Bum No Babies
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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:42, Reply)

try telling mictogirl that
not a chance
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:44, Reply)

Easy
Just accidently get it in the wrong hole...
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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:47, Reply)

have you been with many women?

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:47, Reply)

Enough.
I've been to uni....
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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:48, Reply)

Quitting while you're ahead eh? ;D

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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 22:55, Reply)

I fucking hell hope not!!!

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:56, Reply)

Handy tip: always aim as high as possible!
Jizz in the eye is much better than jizz on the carpet :P
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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 23:00, Reply)

That'd do it
The old hot slice huh? How'd you like the smell of your own flesh burning?
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Mrs Trellis needs a drink. Pronto., Fri 3 Jul, 22:33, Reply)

didn't get the soldering iron
mine were stitched back

had to have TWO anaethetic boosts
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:34, Reply)

i had one those too
1. the nurse held my hand and made me feel my veins in my balls to point out i had good 'blood vessels'. I didnt care I was trying hard not to be hard
2. the 'gown' you wear. one those green things with a bit cut out for your balls with your knob clipped with a bulldog clip to it to keep it out the way. utterly humiliating.

glad you only have it done once
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Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Fri 3 Jul, 22:42, Reply)

christ
didn't have a bulldog clip or rubber band - maybe my cock was so small it wasn't necessary

and there was NO chance of getting hard
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:43, Reply)

*giggles*

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Mrs Trellis needs a drink. Pronto., Fri 3 Jul, 22:45, Reply)

stage 2
you need to deposit a err you know, in a few weeks for a test....so....my top tip - instead of a little recipticle of your spluff, fill a bucket with wallpaper paste instead and take it and mention to the nurse you were thinking of her. she will see it as a compliment.
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Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Fri 3 Jul, 22:46, Reply)

hmm
mine's a 'post it off in a jiffy bag' job
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:48, Reply)

Not a 'keep it in your armpit' job?
How disappointing
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Mrs Trellis needs a drink. Pronto., Fri 3 Jul, 23:01, Reply)

the jizz, or my cock?

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 23:03, Reply)

Well, the former, but if you can manage the second....
I'll be there in two hours
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Mrs Trellis needs a drink. Pronto., Fri 3 Jul, 23:04, Reply)

hahaha
sadly neither
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 23:08, Reply)

Curses!

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Mrs Trellis needs a drink. Pronto., Fri 3 Jul, 23:10, Reply)

and if you were a slovak
theyd say the czech was in the post
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Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Fri 3 Jul, 23:04, Reply)

Phwoartastic!
*spluffs hard*

Nice work Micto!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:23, Reply)

woo to vectorised flesh!
speaking of piracy......
does anyone have a copy, or know where I can get a copy of TLC, a sitcom with Reece Shearsmith?

cheers
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Neon Blue Blue on Blue, Purple on Black, Cerise on Grey, Fri 3 Jul, 22:23, Reply)

torrents?

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:27, Reply)

I have tried

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Neon Blue Blue on Blue, Purple on Black, Cerise on Grey, Fri 3 Jul, 22:33, Reply)

bums

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:44, Reply)

acquisition/limewire was no use either

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:52, Reply)

LOL!
You failed dude ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:52, Reply)

meh

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:54, Reply)

too true dude

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Neon Blue Blue on Blue, Purple on Black, Cerise on Grey, Fri 3 Jul, 22:56, Reply)

www.torrentz.com ?
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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:28, Reply)

cheers,
but still no banana,
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Neon Blue Blue on Blue, Purple on Black, Cerise on Grey, Fri 3 Jul, 22:38, Reply)

Fantastic mr boy

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:24, Reply)

wow
that is amazing :D
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Rev. Jesse. died of heat exhaustion on, Fri 3 Jul, 22:25, Reply)

cheers!
:)
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:28, Reply)

My God, it's enormous! And the picture's huge too.

Woo!
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giant_squid, Fri 3 Jul, 22:25, Reply)

are you browsing b3ta on a phone?

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:27, Reply)

No, but I had Firefox zoom on a bit
It is pretty big, though - and I'm not complaining, mind!
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giant_squid, Fri 3 Jul, 22:28, Reply)

careful now
~~down with this sort of thing~~ more of this sort of thing!
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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 22:26, Reply)

Cor!

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The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Fri 3 Jul, 22:26, Reply)

Insta-spluff.
Like insta-kill but a lot more pleasurable and involving less death.
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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 22:28, Reply)

just one little one

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:30, Reply)

Surely more death?
Think of all those poor spermy chaps doomed to die in a kleenex in the bin!
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Anthropos Is employed! Get in the fuck!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:38, Reply)

:O quite true!
My poor soldiers :(
Tissues always did prove to be a harsh enviroment.
Good golly I just had a disturbing thought: surely with the amount of semen being flushed down our toilets there might well be (out of chance) a rat/human hybrid? D:
(I realise this is most likely impossible, but dont crush my dreams D:)
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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 22:43, Reply)

As I have studied genetics in some depth it saddens me to crush your dreams of a rat/human hybrid
Although part of me wishes it could happen. Perhaps we could enslave them and get them to do our bidding?
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Anthropos Is employed! Get in the fuck!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:45, Reply)

D: and :D
Gene splicing?
Is that possible?
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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 22:54, Reply)

Ding Dong!

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the_weaver, Fri 3 Jul, 22:32, Reply)

source
or it didnt happen
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Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Fri 3 Jul, 22:34, Reply)

cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05MU5xE2nT0kB/610x.jpg
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:36, Reply)

Ill have a look
I maybe a while and return red faced

edit - its utterly ace, should have said
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Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Fri 3 Jul, 22:37, Reply)

Jesus fucking Christ :(

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SexFace Offensive slag, Fri 3 Jul, 22:35, Reply)

*Spluffs*
*clicks*
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Anthropos Is employed! Get in the fuck!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:37, Reply)

does your wife know you do this
?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed has nothing to say about Michael Jackson, Fri 3 Jul, 22:49, Reply)

yes
she just looked over my shoulder and said of the source: 'that's a lovely picture' and she wasn't even being sarcastic
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:54, Reply)

uh huh
media.photobucket.com/image/nice%20ass/babe123/ass.jpg

I want to fack this ass if any grils has same this one please add me on your massinger. aouh2008@hotmail.com
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Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Fri 3 Jul, 22:52, Reply)

I has just added you!
I is well that fit!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:55, Reply)

that is very nice

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 22:55, Reply)

bum! :)

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prodigy69 Quantum Recruitment can go fuck themselves, Fri 3 Jul, 22:56, Reply)

:D
lovely stuff
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Jamnog º ,:,, º Why do beards suddenly appear?, Fri 3 Jul, 23:18, Reply)

BREAKING NEWS!

(Interceptor Returns to b3ta after over a YEAR!, Fri 3 Jul, 21:40, Reply)

These are just wonderful :)
englishrussia.com/?p=2998
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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 21:42, Reply)

Some of those people are still famous in Russia
but they take nicer photos of them now

/edit - just searched for Наташа Королёва (Natasha Koroleva, the girl in second and third album cover) on Google Images and half the pictures were of her in the altogether (even with moderate safe search.)

NSFW: images.google.com/images...
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giant_squid, Fri 3 Jul, 21:57, Reply)

Когда ты был в России? Ты русски или просто говоришь по-русски?
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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 22:09, Reply)

Я и сейчас в России. Преподаю английский язык уже 3 года. А ты?
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giant_squid, Fri 3 Jul, 22:16, Reply)

как ты нашал тбоя работа? Хочу преподавать в Украине :-) я американец, учил русски два года
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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 22:25, Reply)

Нужен сертификат например CELTA - есть филиал сети International House в Украине. Попробуй там. Но денег будет мало!
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giant_squid, Fri 3 Jul, 22:28, Reply)

бля... Я бы предпочитал ехать туда когда я буду международный режиссёр :-P
ну, я могу привести 1000 в Украине и жить как король на один месяц :-P Моя девушка украинка и в америке летом, но после она улетит, не знаю что я сделаю... :-(
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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 22:38, Reply)

Удачи!
удачи :)
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giant_squid, Fri 3 Jul, 22:53, Reply)

oops
captions don't accept cyrillic :-P

edit: спасибо :-)
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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 22:55, Reply)

Русски язык очень трудный!

Particularly when you've got nothing but copy and paste and haven't used it for 17 years....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 3 Jul, 23:21, Reply)

never too late to pick it back up

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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 23:23, Reply)

hahahaha
it really hasn't gotten much better either
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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 22:00, Reply)

ppppppppppppppopbitch?
:)
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Neon Blue Blue on Blue, Purple on Black, Cerise on Grey, Fri 3 Jul, 22:18, Reply)

some of the dudes on those covers look scary
"Do you like my music?"
"YES YES I LIKE IT, DON'T KILL ME BRO!"
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Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Fri 3 Jul, 23:32, Reply)

she can't run because she's a floating torso lol

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prodigy69 Quantum Recruitment can go fuck themselves, Fri 3 Jul, 21:46, Reply)

Lol bt she can flaot rly rly fast.

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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 21:51, Reply)

lol awesome!

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prodigy69 Quantum Recruitment can go fuck themselves, Fri 3 Jul, 21:54, Reply)

Lol jk no she cant
lol u gt ownt!
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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 21:58, Reply)

oh noes!

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prodigy69 Quantum Recruitment can go fuck themselves, Fri 3 Jul, 22:04, Reply)

Sorry
My internetz cannot download images of this size!

EDIT: FFS. Just had a check in (Asian again) where I had to carry the bags up to the room as the guy was making his tiny girlfried/concubine/cucumber/mistress/hussy carry all the bags all the upstairs for him!!!
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riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Fri 3 Jul, 21:47, Reply)

Then your internet is obviously shit

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 21:48, Reply)

But it can handle a 400kb fail .gif.... this makes no sense!

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 21:48, Reply)

Ahhh, the days of dial-up.

"Remember looking at porn on dial-up? You'd stay up all night and you'd see FOUR women!" :D
(Interceptor Returns to b3ta after over a YEAR!, Fri 3 Jul, 21:49, Reply)

IT wasn't that bad.
She has a nice face...

...Those tits are disappointing...

...That's not a mimsi!
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riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Fri 3 Jul, 21:52, Reply)

haha look at riverghost and his internet from 1990

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Shada start calling everyone bro, Fri 3 Jul, 21:48, Reply)

I use FAQserve!

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riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Fri 3 Jul, 21:49, Reply)

Never mind that, have you heard the new Jesus Jones 7"?

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The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Fri 3 Jul, 21:52, Reply)

URL!!!!!
It appear that their site, youtube of google haven't heard of it either!

Ah. THat would be that humour thing.
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riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Fri 3 Jul, 21:53, Reply)

Oops, sorry.
I didn't mean to tease you with non-existent band reformations. Mind you, I'm trying to get a ticket for Faith No More's Edinburgh show, and I still can't quite believe it's for real.
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The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Fri 3 Jul, 21:58, Reply)

Whoops!
Sorry 'bout that.

Was an accident.

I still have a lighter scar on my thumb from Wembley '92 when they and Soundgarden backed up G'n'R.
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riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Fri 3 Jul, 21:59, Reply)

I have a scar on my thumb too.
from when I was little and tried to adjust the seat on an exercise bike and got part of it stuck in one of the little holes on the bar
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul, 22:04, Reply)

I used to work with a guy who tried something similar with a bike chain.
They never manager to reattach the end.
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riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Fri 3 Jul, 22:08, Reply)

Blimey.
I only lost a small chunk, but it bled quite impressively.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul, 22:17, Reply)

I saw Mike Patton play with Fantomas recently.
Fucking hell, they're a strange band.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul, 22:09, Reply)

It is 25 fucking kb's.
Not exactly a gross abuse of the rules. Yes, it should be under 100kb, but maybe a friendly suggestion rather than the initiation of sarcasmobot 3000?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:21, Reply)

Nobody said it yet?
You did not make this, rabble rabble etc etc.
(MrGiggleBollocks posts another failed joke, Fri 3 Jul, 21:52, Reply)

oh, really?
~~too bad :-( shame on him~~ eh, he gets the benefit of the doubt
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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 21:58, Reply)

Unless he posts at 4chan
and managed to get this posted all over the internet when it was still current.
(MrGiggleBollocks posts another failed joke, Fri 3 Jul, 21:59, Reply)

well, the news broke just a few hours ago
then again, that's like fifty jillion years on the interwebs...
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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 22:01, Reply)

My mistake
Seen it before with a similar punchline.
(MrGiggleBollocks posts another failed joke, Fri 3 Jul, 22:14, Reply)

oh, absolutely
and the images might have even been the same ones... but who cares, i'm too much of a palin-basher to care, this gave me a hearty chuckle
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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 22:16, Reply)

a quick google search says it's ok
:p
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the_weaver, Fri 3 Jul, 21:59, Reply)

a quick search reveals it's a commonly retexted meme
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&sa=3&q=palin+biden+meme&btnG=Search+images

I think that's ok, might not be up to your impeccably high standards though.
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Bloop bulletball bulletball that's a bulletball, Fri 3 Jul, 22:10, Reply)

LOL, he bites it off with his lips! Amazing!

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Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Fri 3 Jul, 22:50, Reply)

hahaha i am pissing myself laughing at all of these though

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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 23:20, Reply)

Haha

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SexFace Offensive slag, Fri 3 Jul, 21:53, Reply)

hahahahaha
biden's grin on the second to last panel is the best part
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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 21:56, Reply)

Proper unadulterated LOL!
Aceness!

However, in future, please try and keep your images under 100kb :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:02, Reply)

Hahaha!
Woo
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Jahled -¦ overworked ¦-, Fri 3 Jul, 22:03, Reply)

oof!

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Bloop bulletball bulletball that's a bulletball, Fri 3 Jul, 22:12, Reply)

Where is she going?

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The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Fri 3 Jul, 22:16, Reply)

:D

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:20, Reply)

:)
www.feanor.net/z0r/PALINwarriorprincess.jpg
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elbow smokes quantity, Fri 3 Jul, 22:20, Reply)

I was so hoping for her head shopped onto Lucy Lawless there....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:23, Reply)

here ya go

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elbow smokes quantity, Fri 3 Jul, 22:33, Reply)

hahaha
there we go
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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 22:39, Reply)

Booooo
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Fri 3 Jul, 22:24, Reply)

For fucks sake..
ATTENTION LURKERS, NEWBIES AND PEOPLE NEWLY RELEASED FOR SCHOOL HOLIDAYS READING THIS:

This is not 4chan. Do not bring 4chan memes here. Do not bring 4chan templates here. Do not bring Demotivational posters here. Do not post ANYTHING that you did not make yourself.
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Koba Look out!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:44, Reply)

Am I missing something here?
Seems like a pretty amusing picture to me....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:52, Reply)

Its an old 4chan template.
And it seems alot of posts today have been
Subject; LOL FUNNY PICUTRE
Body; imagestolenfrom4chan.jpg

Its probably because the schools are breaking up and bored 14 year olds are flocking to the internet in droves.
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Koba Look out!, Fri 3 Jul, 22:55, Reply)

meh

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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 23:14, Reply)

Does Andy Murray's mouth look a bit like the predators?

(eyedropper, Fri 3 Jul, 21:13, Reply)

He does now :)
Nicely shopped

Woo
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 21:14, Reply)

^this
Entirely!
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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 21:15, Reply)

When they were singing 1000 miles or letter from America?

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riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Fri 3 Jul, 21:16, Reply)

that was the Commandos

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Bloop bulletball bulletball that's a bulletball, Fri 3 Jul, 21:17, Reply)

No I'm sure they had underwear

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riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Fri 3 Jul, 21:18, Reply)

The Running Men?

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Bloop bulletball bulletball that's a bulletball, Fri 3 Jul, 21:19, Reply)

Slightly thicker underwear.

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riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Fri 3 Jul, 21:19, Reply)

With Little Jimmy Somerville

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edjogs, Fri 3 Jul, 21:38, Reply)

hhaha
you should post more often :D
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Bloop bulletball bulletball that's a bulletball, Fri 3 Jul, 21:17, Reply)

A+++ would view again

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 21:18, Reply)

~~view~~ fap
LOLOL LOOK WhAT YOU SAID!
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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 21:54, Reply)

Woo, nicely shopped!
�
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Tangy Monkeys!, Fri 3 Jul, 21:19, Reply)

It does in that picture, yes.
Woo!
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul, 21:20, Reply)

MR JIMZ!

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SexFace Offensive slag, Fri 3 Jul, 21:23, Reply)

Bloody Aliens!
come over here!

predating on our species!

and then stealing our sporting trophies!

it's political correctness gone mad!

also hmm?
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Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Fri 3 Jul, 21:36, Reply)

did he win?

aaah he didn't
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prodigy69 Quantum Recruitment can go fuck themselves, Fri 3 Jul, 21:47, Reply)

CFB

And have a slightly NSFW pirate booty repost ;)

CFB
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:23, Reply)

Wowsa :D
This is awesome :)
These are awesome :D
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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 20:24, Reply)

:)
Thank you
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:25, Reply)

Coorrrr and woo to both :)

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 20:25, Reply)

Ta
:)
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:27, Reply)

Cor!
Have some Sailor Jerry tats to go with that

www.sailorjerry.com/tattoos.php
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 20:34, Reply)

:)
I realised after I had drawn that picture that she is the only one that can't see the map so she will have to find someone she trusts to read the map that won't stab her in the back and take the treasure.
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:41, Reply)

These are both sexy
But I'd rather see the fishnet on the girl instead.
(Monocromatico is the furniture!, Fri 3 Jul, 20:37, Reply)

Here you go there are some fishnets for you ;)

(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:43, Reply)

\o/
A*** excellent delivery, would reccomend to others :D
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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 20:58, Reply)

:)
We aim to please
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 21:09, Reply)

Way-hey! Wonderful stuff.
I love the balloon ship.
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The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Fri 3 Jul, 20:39, Reply)

Thanks

(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:46, Reply)

Nice cannons
:D
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Tangy Monkeys!, Fri 3 Jul, 20:41, Reply)

The certainly are of high caliber
;)
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:47, Reply)

hurra! i do like airship-ships
that ghibli film with the flying castle is one of my favourite things
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spacefish sparky... i am your oboe..., Fri 3 Jul, 20:42, Reply)

Ooh Laputa castle in the sky
I really must watch that film again
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:49, Reply)

yarr!

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Bloop bulletball bulletball that's a bulletball, Fri 3 Jul, 20:50, Reply)

Tasha Yar?

(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:53, Reply)

haha no
but yes!
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Bloop bulletball bulletball that's a bulletball, Fri 3 Jul, 20:54, Reply)

*clicks*
:P
Best contradiction ever.
best reason for a contradiction ever.
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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 21:05, Reply)

Big balloons boat,
Big boobs booty
So many 'B', so many 'O'...
No wonder how you choose your username :]
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VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Fri 3 Jul, 20:53, Reply)

heh
you make a very good point there :]
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:55, Reply)

aaaw. I clicked and they seemed the same size!
woo

EDIT: X appears to be a few inches off!
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riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Fri 3 Jul, 20:54, Reply)

Well it points you in the right direction I'm sure you can find the rest of way yourself :P

(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 21:04, Reply)

I would prefer a, 'You Are Here' arrow to be honest.

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riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Fri 3 Jul, 21:10, Reply)

Fair point
and if she moves her arm around it will change the direction of north as well; this map is almost useless no wonder tattooing maps onto naked women never caught on.
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 21:13, Reply)

Dear Mr. Bobby Bob Bob (Mr.)
Your woosome etching of pirate gal (Ms.) is still redundent regardless of her north facing tattoo.
Obviously I would be more interested ihn the tattoo promising directions to the south.
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riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Fri 3 Jul, 21:16, Reply)

nicley done
and woo'd thusly - WOO!
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Zank Frappa TRENT! TRENT! TRENT!.....give me back my purse!, Fri 3 Jul, 20:56, Reply)

:)
Thank you
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 21:05, Reply)

TJ:
Can someone explain this to me, please? I don't get it. b3ta.com/board/9542553
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Bob Todd 's delivering stringbeans to Utah tonight, Fri 3 Jul, 21:03, Reply)

It is Shannon Matthews with the unusual eye of Madeleine McCann photoshopped in
Shannon Matthews = not posh
Madeleine McCann = posh
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 21:07, Reply)

Oh, I see.
Thank you!
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Bob Todd 's delivering stringbeans to Utah tonight, Fri 3 Jul, 21:17, Reply)

It's a picture of Shannon Matthews,
the less than pretty girl from Leeds from a lower class background who was abducted to a lack of public outrage.
With her eye made to look like Maddie's, the pretty posh girl who was abducted on a posh holiday, to enormous public outrage.
The compo it was from was 'make things posh'.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul, 21:09, Reply)

Thank you also.

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Bob Todd 's delivering stringbeans to Utah tonight, Fri 3 Jul, 21:17, Reply)

They're on the Shark-Helicopter case

(Ronnie Spleen Mostly Floella Benjamin's Arse, Fri 3 Jul, 19:55, Reply)

redex?
Fixed now
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Dr Scunner She�s a he, technically, but she�s scalding hot, Fri 3 Jul, 19:56, Reply)

Or the case of the missing potatoshop

(Ronnie Spleen Mostly Floella Benjamin's Arse, Fri 3 Jul, 19:56, Reply)

TJ Peter Griffin is on Masterchef tonight!
in the episode on RIGHT NOW!
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 20:33, Reply)

what?

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Dr Scunner She�s a he, technically, but she�s scalding hot, Fri 3 Jul, 21:02, Reply)

Is he alive?

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:58, Reply)

Nope, died earlier this week at the ripe old age of 97

(Ronnie Spleen Mostly Floella Benjamin's Arse, Fri 3 Jul, 19:59, Reply)

fuckinell
I hate his music, but I've got to give it to him. He sure didn't look his age.
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 20:00, Reply)

Mindpiss

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 20:01, Reply)

hehehe

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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 20:01, Reply)

Mike Skinner was 97, bloody hell, he looked good for 97

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 20:00, Reply)

*drums fingers*

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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 20:01, Reply)

At least Karl Malden can continue to make his music

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 20:04, Reply)

Mike Skinner was...
... oh.
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The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Fri 3 Jul, 20:02, Reply)

the most unlikely person ever to have a music career

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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 20:04, Reply)

I know, Who would have thought that Karl Malden made music

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 20:05, Reply)

I always get Karl Malden and Kasey Kasem mixed up.
"Hi! It's Karl Malden!"
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The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Fri 3 Jul, 20:08, Reply)

Ah, the voice of Shaggy...
"Like, yoinks, this is a crime scene!"
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 20:13, Reply)

I get him mixed up with Klaus Barbie
at least they now have a similarity
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 3 Jul, 20:14, Reply)

i briefly thought that was Harvey Keitel in that pic
now, not so much.
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Agent Muu Dan Deacon = win, Fri 3 Jul, 20:41, Reply)

haha

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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:59, Reply)

hehe
nice one
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:24, Reply)

Yarrrrrr! Treasure!

(gtfomh, Fri 3 Jul, 19:54, Reply)

that was a filename job

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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 20:02, Reply)

The Filename Job.
Radical re-imagining of The Italian Job, as cyber-criminal Chuck Croker - freshly released from maximum security prison - is hired to hack into a bank's computer systems and find a pdf of all its customers' PINs. He breaks through the firewalls, only to find out that he doesn't know what the file is called...

Movie in-jokes: Chuck's computer mouse is shaped like a Mini.
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The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Fri 3 Jul, 20:06, Reply)

Arf!

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The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Fri 3 Jul, 20:07, Reply)

Haha
Took me a little while to work out what that was there :D
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:24, Reply)

Pie rots

(joe90, Fri 3 Jul, 19:48, Reply)

pffft.
:)
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zacherynuk, Fri 3 Jul, 19:49, Reply)

no amount of sauce can disguise the fact
that it's gone a bit mouldy...yuk!
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 19:49, Reply)

euw
nothing worse than not realising you have put mouldy bread in the toaster. the stink is summin-else
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 20:03, Reply)

eeeew
nicely shopped but eeew
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:26, Reply)

Idiot!

(Larry Death don't do it unless he has to, Fri 3 Jul, 19:24, Reply)

Seampolean Seamamite plays tennis now?

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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:24, Reply)

Well...
It was too much to ask for ;)
(Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 3 Jul, 19:25, Reply)

anyway, talking of Americans as I just was in another totally different thread to this one, reminds me to ask...
are any of you b3ticans going to try your hand at getting a ticket to gawp at a corpse?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8133760.stm
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:29, Reply)

no

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:29, Reply)

But Im not merican

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:29, Reply)

what about you though?
are you American?
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:30, Reply)

I've been applying for jobs there D:

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:33, Reply)

as a cowpoke?
or a handegg coach?

or some such?
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:35, Reply)

Some lab based shit.... nothing serious
Im applying everywhere as there are fuck all jobs anywhere :(
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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:37, Reply)

Join the NHS,
before we stop recruiting and run out of money to treat people
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul, 19:39, Reply)

I really don't want to work with the public

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:39, Reply)

I don't think there would be any front line Chemist jobs, you'd be in a lab somewhere away from the sick people.
Once I'm qualified I'll only rarely have to deal with them.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul, 19:41, Reply)

I'd rather work in formulation of drugs and shit
rather than just analytical chemistry stuff.
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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:44, Reply)

Fair enough.
You're aware that all pharmaceutical companies are bastards though?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul, 19:45, Reply)

Yep
Why do you think I want to work for them! :D
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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:45, Reply)

Lots of money?
I quite like the fact that my job achieves something more than profit for the shareholders, though.
Or at least it will once I'm trained. Right now I'm a nice drain on resources.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul, 19:52, Reply)

Money and travelling and it's what I've been working on and enjoy really

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:53, Reply)

Fair enough.
One of my old house/coursemates is in Housten working in oil at the moment.
He seems to be coping ok with having sold his soul to big business.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul, 19:56, Reply)

I can't stand oil and gas

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:56, Reply)

good grief...
I think I'll pass on that one.
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 19:31, Reply)

that's disrespectful isn't it?
oh hang on "pass"

sorry - as you were
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:31, Reply)

You are Charlie Brown
AICMFP
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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:34, Reply)

aw...nuts.

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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 19:42, Reply)

How are you sir?

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:43, Reply)

very well, ta!
Off to the pub in a bit. It's got to be done. Hope you're well.
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 19:44, Reply)

I am good
It is batten down the hatches here at the moment, as the regatta is on
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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:46, Reply)

oh, god!
Henley is awash in Pimms and be-boatered twats, then? Poor you.
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 19:47, Reply)

and americans
This means that I can move my car as someone take the spot and I wont get a space until gone 5pm, no point in going into town as it will be full of incredibly rude people
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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:49, Reply)

stay and chat to incredibly rude people
on here instead.
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 19:51, Reply)

You poo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul, 19:53, Reply)

you...
bumface!
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 19:53, Reply)

I shouldn't deal it out if I can't take it back.
*runs off crying*
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul, 19:56, Reply)

hey!
we were just getting warmed up! ;)
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 20:03, Reply)

It means I will have to sort some things out
Got car insurance to sort, bastard cunts. Will probably end up drawing
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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:53, Reply)

and now someone has either set fire to some thing or jumped off the bridge

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:56, Reply)

heh
imagine having to live with them all the time :(
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elbow smokes quantity, Fri 3 Jul, 19:54, Reply)

incredibly rude people?
or Americans? Or both?
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 19:56, Reply)

both :(

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elbow smokes quantity, Fri 3 Jul, 19:56, Reply)

ah...
my commiserations.
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 19:58, Reply)

Don't they go hand in hand?

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:57, Reply)

pretty much
the touristy types are the worst though. i can only imagine your pain right now.
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elbow smokes quantity, Fri 3 Jul, 20:02, Reply)

Sometimes, yup.
But I have to say I've got some American friends. And the American b3ta contingent is sound enough.

*gets uncomfortable from fence splinters*
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 20:02, Reply)

Oh no what a shame, hot totty and people who love the english accent...
What a massive shame.
Oh no.
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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 20:03, Reply)

Earl will have to put on his Captain's cap like Tony Curtis
and go and seduce a blond with his Cary Grant impression.
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 20:05, Reply)

Or just talk to them in the pub......

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 20:06, Reply)

wearing a captain's cap, though.

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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 20:08, Reply)

No need, the english accent is all the yanks need

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 20:10, Reply)

spoilsport.

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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 20:12, Reply)

It's the troof

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 20:12, Reply)

Yeah, I know...
used to live there - they were silly with the whole accent thing.
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 20:14, Reply)

That's one of the only reasons I'd live there

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 20:26, Reply)

i know i'm smitten by it
*winks*
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elbow smokes quantity, Fri 3 Jul, 20:15, Reply)

haha!
why is it that any kind of British accent makes the yanks (sorry, our American cousins) think we're cultured and intelligent or something?
We're not all Stephen Fry, you know...
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 20:21, Reply)

Lol, a cornish or scouse accent lol! :D

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 20:24, Reply)

doesn't offend me :)
i can't explain the phenomena. although i do think the average brit is more intelligent than the average american. i'm sure i can find stats somewhere..
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elbow smokes quantity, Fri 3 Jul, 20:33, Reply)

hell no

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elbow smokes quantity, Fri 3 Jul, 19:31, Reply)

good American answer there
I trust you spat tobacco after typing it
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:32, Reply)

goddam right i did there, mang
*sploit*
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elbow smokes quantity, Fri 3 Jul, 19:35, Reply)

YEEEHAAAAA

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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:35, Reply)

I didn't even try to get tickets to see him when he was alive

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul, 19:33, Reply)

a friend at work was very happy to learn of his death
as it meant he wouldn't have to get dragged along to a concert by his wife.

then he remembered how much he had paid for tickets
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:34, Reply)

Is there really any need to look at his corpse

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:33, Reply)

People gotta wank

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:34, Reply)

on that beautiful respone I'm off for a shower
see ya lovely people. have a good Friday
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:36, Reply)

hmm, it says it's a draw!
yay for people wanting to have a lucky dip!
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Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:50, Reply)

I can go see a stiff for free tomorrow
www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/ny-usbush0703,0,6537570.story

Or not. That's 2000 miles from here and I wouldn't walk 2 feet to see that asshole.
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HairyTwatter That cat's something I can't explain., Fri 3 Jul, 20:44, Reply)

oh well...

I predicted as much - it wasn't even an epic semi, though...
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 19:29, Reply)

He just can't go the distance

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:35, Reply)

he lacks the ability
to finish
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 19:36, Reply)

I wouldn't have any problems with his missus

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Joe Scaramanga soft creamy toffee in a milk chocolate cup, Fri 3 Jul, 19:41, Reply)

She's making him sleep on the sofa
tonight as a punishment for dashing the hopes of millions.
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 19:43, Reply)

Attraction

Repel

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:43, Reply)

and that's physics
ladies and gentlemen.
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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 19:45, Reply)

Casual Guy is all about the physics

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:46, Reply)

Vote for Pedro!

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Pedro Hin votes for his own image challenge entries, Fri 3 Jul, 21:34, Reply)

So so sorry.

(prod2005, Fri 3 Jul, 19:13, Reply)

You fucking better be

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ClanSoul, Fri 3 Jul, 19:14, Reply)

...um...
somethings not right here...

BOARD: settle a dilema for me

Lady S has lots of work to do. Do I:
(a) go to the pub anyway and leave her in peace or
(b) stay home in solidarity and probably stop her from working by playing xbox and watching DVDs?
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Joe Scaramanga soft creamy toffee in a milk chocolate cup, Fri 3 Jul, 19:15, Reply)

\pbu pobu pb\[pub22211!¬!
also you has xbox?You play online at all?
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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:19, Reply)

indeed...
I shouldn't be hard to find as my xbox name is the same as here
CoD4 and 5 mainly
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Joe Scaramanga soft creamy toffee in a milk chocolate cup, Fri 3 Jul, 19:22, Reply)

Oh, I play cod4
I shall be back online tomorrow hopefully.

Stupid shitty net at home.

Im nickachu :)
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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:23, Reply)

Say at home, get naked because it is to hot for clothes

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:20, Reply)

go to pub and get pished

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Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Fri 3 Jul, 19:21, Reply)

Do both, go to the pub, get pissed then come home and stop her from working

(Rebel biscuit Has 2 votes, Fri 3 Jul, 19:22, Reply)

this I think is the best option

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Joe Scaramanga soft creamy toffee in a milk chocolate cup, Fri 3 Jul, 19:22, Reply)

faster

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:23, Reply)

Dobothgotothepubgetpissedthencomehomeandstopherfromworking

(Rebel biscuit Has 2 votes, Fri 3 Jul, 19:27, Reply)

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Earl Otterby is riding a bike with no wheels at a 100 mph, Fri 3 Jul, 19:28, Reply)

what kind of work?
work work or house work.

It really doesn't matter cos option (a) is the answer
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:23, Reply)

work work
My muinds made up... pub for a bit... then home...
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Joe Scaramanga soft creamy toffee in a milk chocolate cup, Fri 3 Jul, 19:30, Reply)

Bring the Xbox to the pub.
And the DVDs too, to be sure she won't stop working to watch them.
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VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Fri 3 Jul, 19:27, Reply)

the Frenchman n00bster has a good idea here Joe
are you sure you are both French and n00bic?
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:30, Reply)

Yes, I'm French, can't you read my terrible accent ?
And about n00bish...
I can create a new thread to repost an oversized un-shopped NSFW picture I found on the interweb.
Picture that links to a webpage that plays a music about horses being one's friends...
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VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Fri 3 Jul, 19:42, Reply)

i'm almost liking this noob

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d70g, Fri 3 Jul, 19:56, Reply)

By Jove. I think he's got it!
bienvenue � b3ta. tirer une chaise. boutique un chaton.
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:59, Reply)

\o/ yay for great n00bs!

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Joe Scaramanga soft creamy toffee in a milk chocolate cup, Fri 3 Jul, 20:11, Reply)

Its karaoke though
so might be a bit tricky to secure the big screen as they reserve that for the lyrics to Angels three times a night
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Joe Scaramanga soft creamy toffee in a milk chocolate cup, Fri 3 Jul, 19:40, Reply)

sorted
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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 19:16, Reply)

that^^
haha
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the_weaver, Fri 3 Jul, 19:17, Reply)

Where are your buccaneers?
On the side of me buckin head
(Rebel biscuit Has 2 votes, Fri 3 Jul, 19:18, Reply)

FFS
Friggin link is playing up on me :(
(prod2005, Fri 3 Jul, 19:19, Reply)

<img src='image url'/> is what you need
you're getting there :)
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the_weaver, Fri 3 Jul, 19:24, Reply)

hahah
noice shampoo geezer. ah mach duz it cost en?

Pahnten!
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:22, Reply)

FFS!!!!

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:33, Reply)

oh dear lord!

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enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Fri 3 Jul, 19:46, Reply)

Has u treid 2 uplaod teh codez?
mite halp.
(Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 3 Jul, 19:22, Reply)

I'm looking forward to your attempt number 6 in posting this pic

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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:24, Reply)

Type this text in:

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Colonel Boris off down under! Yay for a job!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:31, Reply)

haha
needs more horse-lovin aref tags
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Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Fri 3 Jul, 19:33, Reply)

A missed opportunity.

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Colonel Boris off down under! Yay for a job!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:43, Reply)

Nope not working for some reason.
All works well in preview but when I post the massage its not happening.
(prod2005, Fri 3 Jul, 19:37, Reply)

Try uploading it to b3ta hosting
(under 'my pictures' at the images).
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Colonel Boris off down under! Yay for a job!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:43, Reply)

You need to use
"http://" at the beginning
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis Michael who?, Fri 3 Jul, 19:48, Reply)

FFS
Now it works for no reason at all.... All I did was close the browser and restarted.....
(prod2005, Fri 3 Jul, 19:53, Reply)

Hahaha
*spang*

and

woo
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:28, Reply)

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 19:13, Reply)

OH HAI MICTTSSTOAOTOSOTOOOOBOY
I AM ENJOYING YOUR DINOSAUR, MICTTSSATTSOBOY.
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ClanSoul, Fri 3 Jul, 19:14, Reply)

OH HAI TTSS.... oh wait.....

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:14, Reply)

hehehe

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mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Fri 3 Jul, 19:15, Reply)

You only said that beacuse you don't know how to spell his name!
Nor do I, but you know, it's the principals (which I am missing)
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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 19:28, Reply)

Ttssattsr

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ClanSoul, Fri 3 Jul, 19:32, Reply)

Ttssatsr or something

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epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Fri 3 Jul, 19:35, Reply)

(Cakie I was paid to fly with you Batman, Fri 3 Jul, 19:49, Reply)

OH HAI TEETHY DINO!

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Joe Scaramanga soft creamy toffee in a milk chocolate cup, Fri 3 Jul, 19:15, Reply)

How does he keep his teeth so white?

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Rocker_44 honestly, doesn't own a Mac (Please let me stay!), Fri 3 Jul, 19:15, Reply)

Not smoking
despite what gary larson may think.

Take THAT Darwin!
Or something... I apologise I've been drinking
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Joe Scaramanga soft creamy toffee in a milk chocolate cup, Fri 3 Jul, 19:16, Reply)

yes!

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Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Fri 3 Jul, 19:21, Reply)

hello!

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Bloop bulletball bulletball that's a bulletball, Fri 3 Jul, 19:51, Reply)

Oh hai popular dinosaur! :D

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Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Fri 3 Jul, 20:12, Reply)

You should get that as a tattoo

no, wait somebody already did that

ugliesttattoos.com/2009/07/02/funny-tattoos-danny-and-the-failosaur/
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tubaman, Sat 4 Jul, 0:03, Reply)

Hello
his grin pleases me greatly
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 3 Jul, 20:29, Reply)

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