the LHC gives me teh fears.
but that's not your fault so i'll give you a click.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)

it gives me
...a large hadron
badum. tish
also, the picture is fantastic
( plentyofants thanks for the birthday card, internets people, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)