MAGICAL BASHTORY TOUR
IF YOU NEED OUR PHONE NUMBERS EITHER GAZ ME OR THE MRS

UPDATE: BUS SEATS 8 left only
IF ALL ARE TAKEN WE WILL LAY ON A COUPLE OF CARS.
OTHER b3tans COMING, NOT SIGNED UP = 4





A picture of a coach yesterday. May not be the actual coach used.

Pick up your bus ticket from the bash.




The bash of all bashes.

Yes, you have just signed up for a SUPERBASH. Yes there will be the usual food, drinks, bbq (weather permitting) Feel free to bring games, DVDs or Bluray disks but there will be an extra feature this year.

We will be doing all the usual pick ups from Ely Railway station but these will only be available up to 5:30pm. If you plan to arrive after that then gaz us so we can make arrangements.

At approx 8:00pm a 56 seater coach will arrive and take those who fancy it on a fantastic Magical Mystery Tour. After about a twenty minute journey you will arrive at the mystery destination (Which does have a licenced bar, so take some pennies) You will then be treated to an entertaining evening and the coach will then set off back, arriving back the house shortly before midnight where the bash will continue. There will only be a whip round for the Driver. If you can't afford to put in, no worries. Places available 40 from b3ta. If you can't make it afterall, please remove your name so we know how many seats we have spare. Fankoo.

Don't worry about your tents, gear etc as there will be persons staying behind.

Please not the destination is NOT A comedy Club or the lappy bar where the dirty ladies poke their clunges in your face.

The studio recording will go ahead as usual, providing we can russle up enough sober(ish) people to both perform it and record it.





Travelling by train? Gaz me for a phone number and call me when you get to Ely. Lifts to and from the station throughout Saturday and Sunday.

FUCKING COWBOYS THEME IF YOU LIKE [see balder's post down there a bit]

Pleanty of crash space, bring stuff if you like. Camping in the garden etc.

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FUCKING HELL BALDERS. DID THAT HAVE TO BE SO BIG?
( Captn Hood-Butter NEW DETAILS: http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/17229, Mon 26 May 2008, 20:22, Reply)

FIRST.
YAY
( Esme Weatherwax The Mad Old Cat Lady 2008, Mon 26 May 2008, 20:25, Reply)

We would not miss this one either for the world
count us both in.
( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Mon 26 May 2008, 20:26, Reply)

Just thought I'd sign up just in case...
don't think Tye would like me to sit on his lap throughout the mystery tour....
(Rose*~* http://timeless.etsy.com, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 12:10, Reply)

YES.
OFFLINE.
( Easty The Ginge We Need, Mon 26 May 2008, 20:31, Reply)

I'm going to punch you all up.
In the face.
( baldmonkey idontknow i'membryo, Tue 27 May 2008, 7:39, Reply)

DIBS SLEEPING ON FURRY DINOSAUR.

( baldmonkey idontknow i'membryo, Tue 27 May 2008, 7:39, Reply)

fight you for her..

( Azra3l, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 2:04, Reply)

I'll referee
and patch up the damage.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:00, Reply)

Will there be jelly?
*pleady eyes*
( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:25, Reply)

pffft :)

( Azra3l, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 19:00, Reply)

I AM VERY SORRY BUT I CAN'T COME
I will be on holiday with my family in Greece :( :( :( :(

Balders, you can seep on Az if you like my dear.

Captain and Mrs, and all of you in fact have a wonderful time.. I really wish I could be there.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 23:11, Reply)

haha, great typo there

( Gilgamesh - Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, Reply)

Sorry Esme, I saw the thread
Whether Sam wants to come or not is up to her! And would I ever miss a HB bash...
( piston_broke, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:07, Reply)

Bring her
she has to meet some of us at one time or another.
( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Fri 30 May 2008, 7:28, Reply)

Might as well

( piston_broke, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 9:30, Reply)

Damn fucking right.
*claims space on the floor/futon/mattress/airbed/Furry Dinosaur*
( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Fri 30 May 2008, 20:50, Reply)

assuming I'm allowed

( GrandmaOfShoes this is the internet, don't take CAPS seriously, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:17, Reply)

Of course.

( Captn Hood-Butter NEW DETAILS: http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/17229, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:17, Reply)

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

( Easty The Ginge We Need, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:03, Reply)

provisional sign-up for me too
I should have enough cash by then and hopefully be well (as in less mental flip-flops).
( custard has ups and downs; when I'm down, I might be odd., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 19:11, Reply)

Hope so.
It will be nice to meet you at last.
( Mrs Hood Butter got some Lush stuff for Christmas!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:06, Reply)

Huzzah ! I'll be up for that....

( Chef of Medicine [animal] Gonz, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:02, Reply)

I'm considering doing something quite stupid, here is my plan:
I plan to take the week before it off from work, I will climb aloft my bicycle and triumphantly cycle the 167 miles to Ely, Cambridgeshire (assuming that's right) it will take me the time from Monday to Friday with adequate rest days and I will arrive all tired and sexy, if I could mail some clothes would that be acceptable, and maybe have a shower?

I won't mail a shower though, I will then take the train back, very tired.
( GrandmaOfShoes this is the internet, don't take CAPS seriously, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:04, Reply)

If he goes by train, I will join too.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:05, Reply)

Suppose I'd better come to this.
If I can't find anything better to do.
( Mrs Hood Butter got some Lush stuff for Christmas!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 23:33, Reply)

I think it best if you BRING CAKE.

( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 5:09, Reply)

Syz and I would like to come to this, please
May we have some floorspace? we will bring rollmats etc.
( Fluzzy, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 18:58, Reply)

Absolutely!
It will be lovely to see you. We have plenty of space, some blow up beds and some bedding but if you want to make sure you have a comfy bed, bring something with you.
( Mrs Hood Butter got some Lush stuff for Christmas!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:05, Reply)

Sorry, we are going to have to decline for babysitting and clash reasons
One day!!
( Fluzzy, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 19:04, Reply)

we may come
but i have to check. it would be nice to have the conservatory but we may tent it with wicca and badger................
( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 22:14, Reply)

I can haz indoors crashspace?
make a change to loitering within tents.

also: depends on transport costings and getting a sitter
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:19, Reply)

Right third time lucky
Can I cadge a sleepy spot?

I am going to do my damnest to get to this one.
( jenpots no longer a ninja, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:52, Reply)

Absolutely!
There's loads of space for sleeping. I'll put up a list of available sleeping spots nearer the time.
( Mrs Hood Butter got some Lush stuff for Christmas!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:16, Reply)

Studio again pls?

( Sammi - electrohead, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Need a spare drunk?
*EDIT* I've got a tent, so that's me sorted.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 13:26, Reply)

yes!

( Azra3l, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:52, Reply)

Definitely.
You're our nominated first aider too.
( Mrs Hood Butter got some Lush stuff for Christmas!, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:31, Reply)

Yay!
*preps bandages*
*checks morphine*
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, Reply)

We've cancelled the COWBOY thing in favour of the MYSTERY TOUR.
WE

FUCK ALL OF YOU................
( baldmonkey idontknow i'membryo, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:44, Reply)

Hmmm.
I'm almost tempted.
( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:49, Reply)

I'll let you dance around my totem pole.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
( baldmonkey idontknow i'membryo, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:54, Reply)

I'm going to spoil everything by coming as a 21st century law enforcement officer, and kicking everyone's heads in.
To the music of Paul Simon.
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:55, Reply)

I will film it.
We'll be rich.
( baldmonkey idontknow i'membryo, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:57, Reply)

One day they'll just replace the "HOLLYWOOD" sign with pictures of us pointing down at the people.

( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:58, Reply)

with cannons in the fingers
just in case
( baldmonkey idontknow i'membryo, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:01, Reply)

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA
I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR COWBOY OVERLORDS
( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:55, Reply)

if I can make it, then I'm good for this idea too

( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:24, Reply)

No, I don't do fancy dress, you cunt.

(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:55, Reply)

if you dress your cunt in fancy dress
you'll win a prize
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:48, Reply)

what the fuck
count me and E in.

WE KNEW there was a reason why there was always chilli!
( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:00, Reply)

YES
YES COWBOYS

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN YES
( moohalaa, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:06, Reply)

I VOTE FOR THIS AS AN EXCELLENT IDEA THAT I WILL NEVER TAKE PART IN DUE TO EFFORT
my vote is a WELL, OKAY
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:40, Reply)

TRAITOR!
*sob*
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:16, Reply)

Miserable whore.

( baldmonkey idontknow i'membryo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:54, Reply)

Absolute shitehawk!

(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:22, Reply)

You can get a shit cowboy hat pretty much anywhere.
And knock up a wanted poster on your computer.
( baldmonkey idontknow i'membryo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:24, Reply)

Aye, maybe!
Could be fun!
( Sammi - electrohead, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:47, Reply)

Go on then
ATC should dress as a floozie, it'll be ace!
( piston_broke, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:50, Reply)

Would you care to explain?
Are you referring to a wild west bar-whore? D:
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:26, Reply)

Naturally, dear ATC, naturally.

( piston_broke, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:46, Reply)

GET IN!
I'm up for it.
I'll bring the poker set, too. You lousy goldarn varmint.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, Reply)

I'd prefer not to be in attendence if there are b3tans with air rifles

( Fluzzy, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 8:34, Reply)

:(
CAncelled.
( baldmonkey idontknow i'membryo, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:25, Reply)

ethnically cleansing native americans
also - syphilis
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 18:22, Reply)

OK here goes:
1. Maybe a hat?
2. If no-one has one I'll trawl ebay next week.
3. Very wise.
4. We've got a poker set with chips.
5. Sausages and beans OK?
6. I'll get this done just ahead of time.
7. I've got the 3 Eastwood spaghetti westerns.
8. We've got some of these.
9. I'll leave this to DG.
10. Print them out and I'll put them up round the house and garden.
( Mrs Hood Butter got some Lush stuff for Christmas!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 13:54, Reply)

I can't wait to kill the people at the curry house.

( baldmonkey idontknow i'membryo, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:54, Reply)

IF I CAN!

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:47, Reply)

YOU FUCKING GET HERE YOU TERRIBLE CUNT AND THAT'S AN ORDER!

( Captn Hood-Butter NEW DETAILS: http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/17229, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:00, Reply)

I might actualy come to this one...

( Red Rocket coulda been anything that he wanted to be, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:09, Reply)

Good.

( Captn Hood-Butter NEW DETAILS: http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/17229, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:00, Reply)

Indeed.

( Red Rocket coulda been anything that he wanted to be, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:09, Reply)

is anyone coming from
or through oxford to the bash?
( Neon Blue too blonde for the third reich, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:35, Reply)

We might fucking come.
But we might still be in Cornwall camping and stuff.
( MONO! wants an M3 scout car, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:46, Reply)

Well make your fucking mind up then.
Fucking just get here, Oh and FUCK OFF!

( Captn Hood-Butter NEW DETAILS: http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/17229, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:01, Reply)

making your fucking mind up
winner of the 1984 eurovision song contest as sung by captn hoodbutter and the fuckers.
( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:18, Reply)

Alright, I'm in
But I ain't dressing up as no gay cowboy, right!
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:18, Reply)

Taint no need to dress up if you don't want.
I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
But you will HAVE to play buckaroo.
( baldmonkey idontknow i'membryo, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:16, Reply)

And NOT with a real donkey!

( Captn Hood-Butter NEW DETAILS: http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/17229, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:29, Reply)

EEEE ORRR!

( Donkey Gums 2nd manliest girl on b3ta, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:48, Reply)

ohhh but why not?

( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 3:58, Reply)

I'll buck your roo
You mark my words
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:01, Reply)

so dress as a gay injun then

( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 22:27, Reply)

I'd go as Sitting Bull curled up inside the hollowed out carcass of a buffalo

(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 15:02, Reply)

you shall be called running giblets.

( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 3:58, Reply)

I'd like to come
I've not been to a b3ta thingy in years. Will there be jelly and ice cream? Musical statues?
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:37, Reply)

musical statues
blimey you really have not been to a bash in years.

There is electric and everything!
( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:44, Reply)

Yes. Yes. And yes if you must.

( Mrs Hood Butter got some Lush stuff for Christmas!, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 11:37, Reply)

if piston_broke is coming he'll bore you 'til you turn to stone.
so it may just be 'statues'
( GrandmaOfShoes this is the internet, don't take CAPS seriously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:52, Reply)

ill say ill go, for now

(TheFallGuy http://twitter.com/thefallguy, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 17:42, Reply)

its over 5 hours on the train,!
eeep, this bash had better be worth it

plus cheapest train ticket is £72, im not working at the moment, so it is looking a bit expensive
(TheFallGuy http://twitter.com/thefallguy, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 13:11, Reply)

anyone going near cardiff on their way?

(TheFallGuy http://twitter.com/thefallguy, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 18:48, Reply)

How could I deny you my presence?

( Wormulus Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 22:26, Reply)

Placards and a leaflet campaign may just work.

( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:29, Reply)

.
Someone pay for me to go. Need a plane ticket, place to stay and food.
(postal ninja Banana! Apple! Grape! Vagina! Penis! lmaololomgffs, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:19, Reply)

*offers 11p*

( Wormulus Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:11, Reply)

BIGGAH!
LOLNOOB!!11!!1!
(bogus official YES NO WIN LOSE, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 14:51, Reply)

Where are we going to be going?
and will there be loads of old carpet to be found underneath the coach?

and will the captn be taking his trusty shovel?
( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:30, Reply)

It's a mystery
but I'm banking on there being drink available.
I'm in.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 20:57, Reply)

oh its a mystery
oh its a mystery

/plays toyah.
( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 7:28, Reply)

Me and the Esme are definitely coming.
And we have A SPACE IN THE CAR if anyone wants a lift. You have to live between Northampton and Ely though, we're not going on a round-the-world bash collection trip. Just chip in with petrol money or cider to fuel us.
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 14:16, Reply)

I'm not camping in the garden this year
as we are both getting too damn old for that kind of shenanigans in the damn autumn, let the young'uns kip out there.

We'd like a nice indoors space to bunk down, please, somewhere that's out of the reach of balders' hands.
THANKS
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:21, Reply)

there is nowhere free from balders hands
aside from his wrists.
( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:23, Reply)

I can make it!
Yay :)
( spangolin tastes good and makes you feel clever, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:47, Reply)

also
I'm hopefully bringing a 5-man tent so if anyone wants to share then they are welcome.
( spangolin tastes good and makes you feel clever, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:14, Reply)

blimeh
There is an offer and a half for a bukkake party if ever I heard one
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 14:35, Reply)

NO BUKKAKE

( spangolin tastes good and makes you feel clever, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:12, Reply)

yes yes.
being there i shall be doing yes yes.
( TopUpTheTea nice one Chet!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 15:05, Reply)

I've never been to such a thing before.
Do I need to be invited? Or is it ok if you turn up and just not be a cunt?
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 16:05, Reply)

Just come.
:o)
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:54, Reply)

Just turn up.
We'll post the address and postcode and contact numbers from Friday evening.
( Mrs Hood Butter got some Lush stuff for Christmas!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:41, Reply)

To whoever
Was calling my friend Withnail all night at the last bash, he will most likely be here again :p
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:51, Reply)

Ah
That would have been me.
( piston_broke, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:11, Reply)

Withnail, Withnail? D'you want a cup of tea?
No
( Wormulus Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:50, Reply)