PLEASE READ

( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Fucking hell, do we HAVE to?

( Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:46, Reply)

Yes. Yes you do.

( clendrix You like wood? Well eat this, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:47, Reply)

maybe

( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:50, Reply)

I'm not coming to this fucking juvenile 'bash'

( Druid the pie toucher, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:49, Reply)

OK, well I might.

( Druid the pie toucher, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Hurray!

( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Might do.
Maybe. You'd better keep a field clear for my massive bulk to rest in.
( Lu, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:52, Reply)

You'd BETTER come.

( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:57, Reply)

All depends on my erratic health and dwindling finances really.

( Lu, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Yer, same here, really.

( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Fuck off you fat mess
I don't want you to come.
/reverse psycology
( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I'd like to

( Blue Star will be getting her bake on, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:53, Reply)

I might make cakes

( Blue Star will be getting her bake on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Iwas thinking of making muffins.

( WhB is looking for the stuff that makes talk good,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:51, Reply)

I might come, if I'm welcome.
On best behaviour. No drama. Etc.
( SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Bloody hell.
I live here and I'm not at the top of the list.
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Yeah.
That happened with my birthday bash. FF didn't sign up til about 8 people in. And only cos I told him he'd better cos I'd duff him up.
( Blue Star will be getting her bake on, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:58, Reply)

He he he.
CHB told me he was putting it on the calendar but I thought I'd have a while to get signed up.
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Sat 30 May 2009, 1:10, Reply)

We'll see nearer the time
I am likely once again to say no because the 16th is my wedding anniversary.
( Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:58, Reply)

That's a shame.
I'll have a go at getting up north in February next year. I won't have essays to do in 2010.
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:00, Reply)

I'd like to go to this, if I'm welcome.
And if I can get the time off work.
( JackAction Cherith Cutestory. Pirate lawyer., Thu 28 May 2009, 20:01, Reply)

Of course you are.
Are you camping or dossing on the floor somewhere?
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:06, Reply)

I'm sure I've got a tent somewhere in my room.
Quite large aswell, so I could accomodate a few people if they need it.
( JackAction Cherith Cutestory. Pirate lawyer., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:59, Reply)

Oh man, I've totally just booked the time off work.
Just train to sort now.
( JackAction Cherith Cutestory. Pirate lawyer., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:02, Reply)

All sorted.
See you August 15th.
( JackAction Cherith Cutestory. Pirate lawyer., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Well doi.

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Time for the rockin' intertent again!

( spangolin www.dinohoodie.com, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:19, Reply)

INTERNTETNETN!
RUGS! INTERNET! AIRBED! INTERNET! LIGHTING SYSTEM!
God fuck I love that tent.
( cr3 history books forgot about us, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:51, Reply)

DIBS A SPACE IN YOUR TENT.

( baldmonkey is all like "yeah like i care", Thu 28 May 2009, 21:40, Reply)

I would very much like to come to this
Unfortunately I shall be at my sister's wedding that day.
( Maximinimus: I can't take it, you're too smart for me!, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Booked in.
Can't wait.
If we're still doing it by then, I might convince Richard to come and record the podcast there.
( baldmonkey is all like "yeah like i care", Thu 28 May 2009, 20:32, Reply)

No problem.

( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:50, Reply)

are you going on the train?
WE COULD TRAVEL UP TOGETHER AND PRETEND WE'RE FRIENDS
( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Right, that's one person in my car.
There're two more seats up for grabs...
( baldmonkey is all like "yeah like i care", Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Make that one.
Richard is coming with me. NOT IN A SEX WAY HAHAHAHAHAHA!
( baldmonkey is all like "yeah like i care", Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

In fact, make that none. Probably need the space.

( baldmonkey is all like "yeah like i care", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:49, Reply)

erm, does that mean i'm out?

( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Supermarket trolley tied to the bumper.
You need to get creative.
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)

No.
No it does not mean you are out.
You are very much in.
You, Richard and Me. Car full. depending on who asks for a space.
( baldmonkey is all like "yeah like i care", Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:01, Reply)

he has to come along just so that I can see that he doesn't look like Rich Hall, which is how he looks in my mind.

( spangolin www.dinohoodie.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Provisional sign up from me
Here's hoping that it's a case of third time/attempt lucky
( custard needs a reset button for his life, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:43, Reply)

You could always canoe it
You're never far from a river in the fens.
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:09, Reply)

That's the official day we're hoping to sign the papers to be legally married
So we may not be coming. I will let you know properly when it's booked!
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:54, Reply)

pre-emptive (or post-emptive?) congratulations!

( Giant Rat of Sumatra, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Oh piss, is it?
In that case I change my answer to reflect the above...
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:48, Reply)

sign the papers.
come to the bash, honeymoon the next day.. :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:00, Reply)

congrats for the day you two :)

( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:55, Reply)

CONGRATULESBIANS
xxxx
( spangolin www.dinohoodie.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36, Reply)

this time
Im putting it in my diary properly so I don't forget!
(Halfy House house house house house house house house, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:17, Reply)

We obviously weren't loud enough last time.
We'll see if we can get the metal band here for August.
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Shamefully
I double booked myself for the one last month.

Did drive past and shout "Talk Sucks" but might just have been at a random house, or that barn that burnt down
(Halfy House house house house house house house house, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:41, Reply)

I saw that from my bathroom window.
It's just within molotov cocktail range......
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Would love to come.
Need to double check I can get time off work, but it shouldn't be an issue.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Good good.

( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:22, Reply)

Hope you don't mind a stray Norfolk bod popping along?
I promise to 'bring a loight, boi' should anyone require it

edit: sadly going to have to cancel this, due to work, but I hope you all have a smashing time :)
( The Great Architect, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Are you that senging poostman?
Good news! 'eve you got a loit booey?
( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:18, Reply)

I hope there is space for the usual visit from the Sexual Pirate, DG

( Donkey Gums terrorising your buttocks with his monster whopper, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:41, Reply)

Of course.

( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:22, Reply)

Brilliant!
*climbs in Gumsy's tent*
( clendrix You like wood? Well eat this, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:06, Reply)

I hope you don't mean my bum tent

( Donkey Gums terrorising your buttocks with his monster whopper, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Why?
:(
( clendrix You like wood? Well eat this, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

as if we would miss this!

( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sat 30 May 2009, 16:21, Reply)

I NO!

( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:27, Reply)

woo :D
blag the usual space for me and liz? ta..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:02, Reply)

k

( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:27, Reply)

THX!

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

In theory, this is ON
and Mrs CHB was such a droll doll on the weekend, I do wonder if interboard cooperation and fun couldn't finally tear down the walls of prejudice.

/berlin wall

/apartheid

/board, /talk- :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:08, Reply)

watch out for the obvious cokeheads.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

i won't bother coming then

( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Gosh, you.
*blushes*
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:24, Reply)

it's alwas great when you are introduced to someone new
and they want to have a chat which doesn't involve wine, women, song, football, beer or TV :-)

or wonder by insensible making groaning and wailing sounds amid the trouser-trumpets.

This is /grown up talk
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I'm coming
just so that I can get assaulted again. *cough*
( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I hate every single one of the people who have signed up*
So I'll probably come.





especially Druid.
( Red Rocket, BAM A LAM You fucking beaker, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

it's ok, rr. i'm coming now

( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

y'know what? YEAH
i've always fancied coming to one of these

hopefully this will be the one
( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

I am hoping quite a bit that I can go :D

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Oh go on then
I might as well. Just so long as Az doesn't tie me to anything.
( jim_bob is from the Fens, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:29, Reply)

we have the homeowners permission do your stand up routine in the comedy tent, and you will sleep the undisturbed sleep of the innocents.

wuss out and there is no telling where you might wake up... :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 5:17, Reply)

Right. Let's get this straight.
No blood. It's a cunt to get off the patio as we have previously discovered.
No burying him. I've got the garden looking nice now and I don't want a shallow grave in the rhubarb patch. I to ages to get rid of the last one.
No tieing him to the fruit trees. All that wriggling could cause windfall.
I'll provide a sturdy rope and electrodes.
( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

10 years working in an operating theatre..
the trick to washing blood off is to use cold water ;D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:34, Reply)

Ok the reason I didn't go up last time was due a complete lack of material.
But if I do go up I will be holding you to that.
( jim_bob is from the Fens, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

thats fine...
you have to make us laugh with you, not at you. or all bets are off..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:34, Reply)

What are the rules for hecklers?
Is there any limit regarding what we can throw, etc.?
( clendrix You like wood? Well eat this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:04, Reply)

if you can lift it
and clear the crowd to hit him, game on!
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:02, Reply)

After watching 'Drag Me To Hell' last night
I am inspired to construct an anvil-based heckle.
( clendrix You like wood? Well eat this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Going to bow out of this one.
Prior commitments prevent my attendance.
( jim_bob is from the Fens, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:18, Reply)

hahahaha
otherwise known as bricking it
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:11, Reply)

every last one of you owes me a drink..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 6:54, Reply)

There will be no drinking at this bash. Oh no siree.

( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

fine,
i'll just have to spike everyone with ketamine instead :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:26, Reply)

It's going to be a quiet bash then.

( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)

the neighbours have been complaining.
it was that or an ASBO..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:33, Reply)

No- a mate wants me to be on his radio show for some reason
Which was organised back in May, if I remember right.
( jim_bob is from the Fens, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:30, Reply)

is he trying to lose listeners?
i hope to god its not drive time. they will die at the wheel.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:26, Reply)

It's the breakfast show.
There will be a reversal of cornflakes on a scale never before seen.
( clendrix You like wood? Well eat this, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

i might make it this time
been wanting to come down for one of these for aaaaages.
( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:19, Reply)

HOODBUTTAAAA NO BASSHUU FUN TIMES!

( Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

sugoi naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

( clendrix You like wood? Well eat this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Erasty san!

( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:33, Reply)

is anyone coming from the south west?
also, can i bring a tent and camp? is that in the rules?
( sleepybinky hopes things are settling down again..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

There are normally plenty of tents
and I have a couple that I put up as spares.
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:20, Reply)

cool..... i just to work out transport. it's a fairly long way (and i only realised after signing up!)

( sleepybinky hopes things are settling down again..., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I NOW HAVE TRANSPORT i will need picking up from the station if that is ok.... or let me know a local cheap taxi number?

( sleepybinky hopes things are settling down again..., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I'll gaz you our phone numbers
It's only about 10 minutes from Ely rail station so CHB or I can come and get you.
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)

sounds like fun
I shall (almost definately) be there :o)
( doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)

Hurrah fir cheese.

( WhB is looking for the stuff that makes talk good,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:38, Reply)

I'd best get saving.

( WhB is looking for the stuff that makes talk good,, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:24, Reply)

Right a pre-emptive sign up.
Chance to meet more new faeces

I'd like to bagsy the settee if I may.
( WhB is looking for the stuff that makes talk good,, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

ME. ATTENDING.
ME.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Thank you for your gaz.
I shall get in the items you have requested.
( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Nubile vigins and a bath full of KY Jelly?

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Something along those lines.

( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Is JMG going?

( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

i`ll believe it when I see it
I shall of course take sunglasses so that my eyes are not hurt from the sun reflected off his bald dome.
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:10, Reply)

We don't have to buy the doley bastard's beer for him, do we?

( clendrix You like wood? Well eat this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:58, Reply)

nope as like he will actually turn up.

( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

STOP SPEEDING

( Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:39, Reply)

As Tara keeps nagging me to sign up,
I'll be there :)
( FoldsFive .blogspot.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

about
fucking
time.
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:13, Reply)

Like all our Coventry bashes you sign up to, you mean?

( FoldsFive .blogspot.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)

ouch it burns :(
/admittedly true though.

We will one day! honest.
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)

If anyone is coming from the Kent area or anywhere en route.
I will be driving up and happy to give a lift
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Yeah! Okay then!
EDIT - 20/06 - booked train tickets. It's definite, I'm coming!
( mns, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)

is it no tent, no attendance?
i only have a big one (fnarr) which i don't see much point in lugging up there and erecting (fnarr) just for me
is there a communal tent for stragglers?

if not, i'm sure i can borrow one
( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

oh ok, i just saw mrs hb's post up there
YAY
( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

There are plenty of spaces in the house and studio as well
Bring a sleeping bag though if you can.
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

WILL DO!

( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Look I don't wish to get your hopes up but I might be coming,
my girlfriend can't find out though or she'll leave me for being a massive internet loser.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Internet violence: together we can stop it., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

yeah! YEAH.
who needs the love and respect of a real person when you can get virtual validation?!
( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:36, Reply)

CEASE AND DESIST

HAVING A BASH TO BUY FRIENDS BECUASE YOU ARE REALLY OLD
OTHER NUMEROUS ACCUSTIONS


I SHALL BE ATTENDING AS COUNSEL TO MAKE SURE NO INTERNET CRIMES ARE COMMITED

I'm looking at you Messers baldmonkey and Sexface.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:15, Reply)

WONDERFUL! Guilty as charged.
What is your fee for this service?
( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:24, Reply)

You have to let him play with his willy in the comedy tent.

( clendrix You like wood? Well eat this, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Is there a restriction in place for everyone else?
Please answer post haste as this will influence my decision to attend.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Internet violence: together we can stop it., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

If him playing with his willy makes you feel like playing with yours,
then I'm sure you'll be allowed.
( clendrix You like wood? Well eat this, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

HIS willy.
That'll make a change......
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

INTERNETLAWYERMAN cannot spell
this is a serious internet crime. for shame.
( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)

oh yes
hahahahaha
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Right, fuck this. I'm signing up.
Easier to let you all down gently later on.

Cap... about what time do people start rolling up on the sat/fucking off on the sunday? Just so I can plan trains right and that.
( Red Rocket, BAM A LAM You fucking beaker, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

You totally won't be there.

( Blue Star will be getting her bake on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:33, Reply)

Just cos i never come to your 'fun-free' gatherings.

( Red Rocket, BAM A LAM You fucking beaker, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Any time on the Saturday. It usually gets going by 2pm

( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Any time on Sunday too.
Not too early or you won't get a production line breakfast.
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

yeah alright

(PsychoChomp Has tickets for Glastonbury!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)

I'm tempted to sign up now

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:54, Reply)

Anyone from the north going this?
I'd like to come but train's around £70 so I might see if I can lift share to cut the cost down.
(King Baby Duck is actually Zoidberg, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:21, Reply)

Whereabouts in the North?
I got return train tickets from Leeds for £40
( mns, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Warrington
Don't think i'm gonna make it.
(King Baby Duck is actually Zoidberg, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:51, Reply)

Im in preston
It's a fair trek!
( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Ohhhh
I'm very tempted... if I'm allowed :)
( chunderbunny, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:50, Reply)

You'd be very welcome.
Why wouldn't you be allowed? Do you mean your other half might object?
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Ta muchly
unfortunately the bash fairy says no :(
I'm on kittin duties that weekend
next time perhaps
( chunderbunny, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Wise decision.
Kittins win anyway.
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)

If Bud and JMG go
I'll go
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Hello Wormulus

( Lord Scrope of Masham We do it wrong, being so majestical..., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Right, barring any major catastrophes I'm definitely there now.
Usual offer extended to all- if you live on the dangerous highways between Northampton and Cambridge there's a lift available for just a tiny amount of petrol/beer money.
( Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Actually, I may be able to make this now.

( jim_bob is from the Fens, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Please turn up wearing your rape boots

( Donkey Gums terrorising your buttocks with his monster whopper, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:33, Reply)

No.

( jim_bob is from the Fens, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:28, Reply)

Why not? You could boot people and get all rapey.

( Donkey Gums terrorising your buttocks with his monster whopper, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I fucking love a bit of rape.

( JackAction Cherith Cutestory. Pirate lawyer., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:18, Reply)

oh gowan

( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Maybe.
Depending on whether I can be arsed.
( jim_bob is from the Fens, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:28, Reply)

*gets rope*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:13, Reply)

double deep fried bollocks
I won't be able to make it :(
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:03, Reply)

i was also coming
but my parents have organised their 40th wedding anniversary for the same day.
( turb0t, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I can't come anymore
I've got to go to shitty Norwich
(PsychoChomp Has tickets for Glastonbury!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

DIBS ON THE DRUM ROOM.

( baldmonkey is all like "yeah like i care", Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)

TOO LATE.
That's my sex lair.
( Donkey Gums terrorising your buttocks with his monster whopper, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:38, Reply)

bloody bastard fucking wanksticks
horribles not coming so im in the shit, my mrs has fucked off in my car for the week and im skint so i cant afford the train.
anyone passing by brum i can cadge a lift from?
( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:16, Reply)

sad news
:(
( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:16, Reply)

crikey :(
sorry to hear that, both of you
( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:17, Reply)

:'( guys ....

( Donkey Gums terrorising your buttocks with his monster whopper, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Genuine :( for you both...

( clendrix You like wood? Well eat this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:30, Reply)

sad times :(

( mns, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Aw, guys :(
Genuinely sorry to hear that. You're both lovely people.
( FoldsFive .blogspot.com, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:56, Reply)

bloody hell
utterly speechless.

can only wish the best for the pair of you.

fucking hells bells!
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:21, Reply)

genuine guttedness
*internet hugs to both of you*
( RedStar ZOMBIES! - http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/20358, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:37, Reply)

:(
Best wishes to you both x
( SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Sorry about the timing everyone, it wasn't of my choosing.
As far as I'm concerned the bash is still on and I'd be very pleased to see you all. Station pick ups and drop offs as normal. I'd be happy for Paul to be there too but at the moment he has said that he won't be. For those of you that decide not to come I'm sure I'll see you at another bash at some point as I intend to stay on b3ta, although probably with a new name.

Thanks to all of you for your good wishes and I'm really very sorry to drop this on you at such short notice.
( The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Don't be silly, you don't have to apologise to us.

(PsychoChomp Has tickets for Glastonbury!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Shush it up! No need to apologise!

( mns, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Don't apologise, lady.
I still intend to come along and get WRECKED.
( Blue Star will be getting her bake on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:13, Reply)

ME TOO YES BOOZE YES.

( sleepybinky hopes things are settling down again..., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I'll have be there with hugs and booze.

( WhB is looking for the stuff that makes talk good,, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Oh my.
These things rarely are.

I shall no doubt see you in circulation but I'd already decided not to come over the bash as this week with my daughter has left me needing a weekend of doing nothing on the next week (damn teenagers) after I've gone back to work. I hope everything works out for you both on your different paths.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:40, Reply)

very sorry to hear what has happened
my best wishes to you both.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:25, Reply)

Heartfelt best wishes to both of you.

( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:37, Reply)

*massive internet hugs*

( Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:48, Reply)

sorry to hear that, my best wishes to you both.

( The Great Architect, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:30, Reply)

Sorry to hear that guys,
*internet hugziz*
( Godzuki pwns JAPAN, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Dude,
I am very sorry to hear that and it comes as quit a surprise. I hope you'll be around in some form or other in the future...best of luck with whatever you choose to do.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:35, Reply)

I'm so sorry to hear about what's happened,
massive love to both of you... you're both so great and kind and I wish you both super happiness.

*applies bacons and hugs*
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:36, Reply)

I have tentatively signed up for this
but I'm not sure I can come unless some sort of transport-sharing can happen from Bristol-ish. I can potentially drive, but I'd like at least one or two people to come with me and get raped share the petrol costs. GAZ me if you could be that person.

Oh, and I was sorry to hear about the change in personal circumstances. I wish you both the best.
( Aardvark I'm not sick, but I'm not well, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 0:21, Reply)

Transport is arranged, I am driving.
Anyone who reads this and wants a lift from the South West, gaz me.
( Aardvark I'm not sick, but I'm not well, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:05, Reply)

You cock
It would have been handy to know this before I was on the train :)

yayy aaaaaaaaardvark *snouts*
( sleepybinky hopes things are settling down again..., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Can't afford it due to train fare constraints.
Curses.
( jim_bob is from the Fens, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Yo
hows it going?

I am up for this

anyone from oxfordshire want to split petrol?
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:56, Reply)