The 8034th day since Captain V left his mother's cunt
We will be celebrating my 22nd birthday a few days early so that a) the bash isn't midweek and b) it coincides with talk like a pirate day. It'll almost certainly be in London but I'm not sure where or exactly what time yet.

It'll be at the Yorkshire Grey.

Dressing up and silliness is encouraged but is in no way required.

ARRRRRR!
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Wouldn't miss it for the world
especially if there's pictures :)
( beckyjsbx SQUIRREL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Of what?
The bash or my Mum's cunt?
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:18, Reply)

Your arrival in the world of course
cunt pics are always a bonus. You can gaz me pics of your cock at the South pole later.
( beckyjsbx SQUIRREL, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:48, Reply)

haha tough luck
I'm coming
( The Grammar Badger loves cheese more than she'll ever love you, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

You're no substitute for Clendrix
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( Captain V, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)

I was planning on coming down to London in September so this weekend is as good a weekend as any.

( big-girl's-blouse should stay away from red wine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:55, Reply)

If by some miracle
I have any money I will spend it on a train ticket to London just to help you celebrate.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Caaat Face!
He's got a big cat's face!
He's got the body of a cat, and the face of a cat!
And he flies through the air, 'cause he's got a cat face,
CAT FACE!
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)

That song always makes me happy
It's probably a bit sad really.
( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:48, Reply)

This should be in Bristol
so that I don't have to traipse over to London, and also then we could all do the guided pirate walk round the harbour, yarrrrrrrr.

I intend to dress as a Somalian.
( crackhouseceilidhband is otherwise engaged, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:30, Reply)

It's still going to be in London
Just need to decide on a pub that's pirate friendly.
( Captain V, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Can you decide which pub as soon as possible.
I will book my hotel near the pub then.
( big-girl's-blouse should stay away from red wine, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:04, Reply)

Where are we staying, Catface?
I presume you've booked us into a luxury 5* hotel as opposed to some Finsbury Park flea-ridden knocking shop because we've missed the last train to your parents' place?
( crackhouseceilidhband is otherwise engaged, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Yeah, why not.

( chickenlady coughing up a lung just for you, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 18:13, Reply)

Hooray!
Will your charming other half be attending also?
( big-girl's-blouse should stay away from red wine, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:12, Reply)

Oh you utter twat.
Why would you coincide your party with my mrs'
( althegeordie Binary Solo! 000000100000011100111111111111111111!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:34, Reply)

because you're a terrible penis

( Captain V, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:47, Reply)

That's the day I arrive.
I better be making friends rather than meeting weirdos off the internet :(
(Lampito , a most convincingly non-fictitious character, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:59, Reply)

haven't been to a b3ta meet in ages
so i shall pop along to this one and say hi :)
( brixton bruxelles stay at home, eat yogurt, die young, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Oooooo
Money's tight, but a train ticket and a few pints are within budget!
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Totally might come and troll this.

( Lord Scrope of Masham We do it wrong, being so majestical..., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Totally might give you a hand

( SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Bash photos
can be found here.
( mistaspakkaman - just turn on the tap, and I'll be there., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 22:38, Reply)