I can't think of a pointless experiment
but I badly need to say that the person in the queue in front of me in the co op this morning asked the hapless assistant if they accepted "Lord Card of Debitshire".
( browser, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:32, closed)

*click*
v. good.
(bazmorningstar kempt, couth, shevelled and combobulated, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, closed)

Did
he get back ito his Lexus (it's like a Japanes Mercedes you know) and put on some driving gloves?
(Rsoles, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:54, closed)

!
It was beautiful, he was a kind of uber geek with his mate. They were teenagers, and although they weren't actually wearing red dwarf T shirts they both had hair that they looked like they had cut themselves, and one of them was wearing beads round his neck in a kind of nod to cool.
His friend had already announced "I do believe it is Mr Kipling O Clock!" and they got a good selection of fizzy pop before queueing up and coining my new favourite phrase.
They looked so happy, I wanted to bully them myself.
( browser, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:36, closed)

Fantastic!
Were they high?! If not even better!
( The Grammar Badger loves cheese more than she'll ever love you, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:10, closed)

This
is brilliant.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:29, closed)

I just
snorted coffee out of my nose and narrowly missed my keyboard :D
( Completely Underwhelmed, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:28, closed)