One vagina does not a hetty make.

( Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:24, More)

I reckon this place would be considerably less angsty if we just paired off for one night and brutally fucked each other.
Shall we sort this out?

Friz and SexFace are excluded. They've been in enough trouble already as it is.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:49, More)

to be fair dave, hitler fought in a war, wrote a best selling book, took a country that was in taters and built it into a powerhouse of europe, annaxed former german countries and tried to fight the east and the west in one go
you have fuck all you shit cunt, except your mum, who is fit, is she single yet, i'd love to come in her face dave
( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:23, More)

you massive penis
hate has driven humans to some of its greatest heights of discovery, art and enlightenment. What did a deep instilled racial hatred acheive? Both world wars, and therefore the jet engine, radio communication, computers and atomic power. What did the peace and love hippy movement achieve? massive pubes and the popularity of Volkswagen campers. Love and serenity can fuck right off.
( Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:18, More)

If you think hate is inarticulate
you're a stupid fucking cunt.
( Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:12, More)

Uh, who shot Biggie Smalls?
If we don't get them, they gon' get us all
I'm down for runnin' up on them crackers in they city hall
We ride for y'all - all my dogs stay real
Nigga, don't think these record deals gon' feed your seeds
And pay your bills, because they not
MCs get a little bit of love and think they hot
Talkin' 'bout how much money they got; all y'all records sound the same
I'm sick of that fake thug, R&B-rap scenario, all day on the radio
Same scenes in the video, monotonous material
Y'all don't here me though
These record labels slang our tapes like dope
You can be next in line and signed; and still be writing rhymes and broke
You would rather have a Lexus? or justice? a dream? or some substance?
A Beamer? a necklace? or freedom?
Still a nigga like me don't playa-hate, I just stay awake
This real hip-hop; and it don't stop 'til we get the po-po off the block
They call it...
( JackAction Cherith Cutestory. Pirate lawyer., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:48, More)

Oh piss off you feckless simpleton.

( HaroldBishop'sLoveChildisacompleteandutterwanker sorry, love. I'm married to the sea., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:01, More)

I wrote this for you.
I found myself dejected, 'cause the weather was so bleak
So I went to the centre of the universe this week.
I met a glowing man with beard of long and flowing white
And he told me to tell you all that things will be all right.
He's got another kid to send down here who'll sort things out
But this one is a smokin' blonde, with tits and lips that pout.
She's set to solve the problems that affect most everyone
By killing, slaying, slaughtering, with bombs and knives and guns.
She'll come to murder everybody living on this Earth
She'll blow your fucking head off and let God decide your worth.
I asked the glowing man if maybe that was quite extreme
and couldn't he just come up with a non-violent scheme?
"No way" said He, "I'm sending her to do this sacred job,
It's better than her staying here while on the Holy blob".
( Aardvark I'm not sick, but I'm not well, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 19:39, More)

like yours against parott?

(well, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 19:32, More)

I think you're a dull, needy wanker. That's what I think of that.

( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 18:45, More)

pffft
BRIANGITTINS1 What's worse than finding maggot in your apple? Finding a baby with the head of a dog in your cupboard
( weaver. daddy I do not want a boat like this, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:07, More)

You're not a girl I fancy, so this is wholly unacceptable.

( Good morning sir, have you considered letting the light of Woodside into your life?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:04, More)

An easy way to check is by mashing the keyboard like this:
SFEJOJKILLwkowwWQKTHEsawwaeWAHOMELESS

if you see anything other than gibberish I would worry
(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:56, More)

lol pie so wacky did you see that weebl and bob HILARIOUS PIE PIE ROFL
pie wacky yes
(Rathen, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:08, More)

better than any of your self congratulatory toss.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:53, More)

I can only listen to them by playing their albums in chronological order
I've got OCDC
( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:41, More)

Ha ha ha ha ha I'm not, far from it and I'm fifty fucking six.
ha ha ha ha ha
( Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:58, More)

'and what do you want for christmas little girl?'
ARGH ARGH ARGH IT'S LIKE A PLANET OF MEAT WITH EYES DRAWN IN BIRO ON IT
( Lord Scrope of Masham We do it wrong, being so majestical..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:56, More)

Ha ha ha!
They didn't believe that a washed up stand up comic presented a primetime Sunday afternoon gameshow featuring a cartoon bull that played darts where the object included spelling a word and throwing darts at a prize board to win a teasmaid, a set of matching luggage and had a star prize of a speedboat, a caravan or a fitted kitchen??
The fucking idiots.
( mns, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:16, More)

SickRik and Piston
sitting in a tree
The leaves turned orange before falling off through boredom
( broadsword FUCK PIE, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:08, More)