hu huh, huh, hhhh, let that sink in.. huh huhhh hhh
Dammit Butthead, where is everyone? you said X was the place to be.
(HappyToast, Wed 13 Nov, 8:48, 13 replies)
Dammit Butthead, where is everyone? you said X was the place to be.
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Fruit and Veg Movies
Let's take a trip to the greengrocers and make whimsical Photoshops about our favourite fruity (& vegy) products starring in the movies. Suggested by Richard Tingley.
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Let's take a trip to the greengrocers and make whimsical Photoshops about our favourite fruity (& vegy) products starring in the movies. Suggested by Richard Tingley.
See all 67 images (open)
set by monkeon on 18th Nov at 10pm
This one simple trick farmers don't want you to know
See all 20 popular links (1 made popular today)
See all 20 popular links (1 made popular today)
linked to by dyllon on 19th Nov at 11am
Bad Guys in Unexpected Places
Take famous villains and put them in inappropriate or unexpected places. Show us how Pennywise goes down at a kids' party, or how the Corleones do on Family Fortunes.
See all 72 images (open)
Take famous villains and put them in inappropriate or unexpected places. Show us how Pennywise goes down at a kids' party, or how the Corleones do on Family Fortunes.
See all 72 images (open)
set by monkeon on 10th Nov at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 929, out now
"ONCE AGAIN THE HAM MARKETING BOARD REJECT OUR SLOGAN: SNORTY BUT SLICED"
This Week:
* LOST CONSONANTS - legendary B3ta challenge back
* PRIME NUMBER PROJECT - can you count? Then count
* OFFICIAL AMSTRAD NOSTALGIA SITE - thanks Alan
Read newsletter 929
"ONCE AGAIN THE HAM MARKETING BOARD REJECT OUR SLOGAN: SNORTY BUT SLICED"
This Week:
* LOST CONSONANTS - legendary B3ta challenge back
* PRIME NUMBER PROJECT - can you count? Then count
* OFFICIAL AMSTRAD NOSTALGIA SITE - thanks Alan
Read newsletter 929
published by rob on 8th Nov at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 928, out now
"FRANKIE SAYS EX-LAX: SHART THE UNEMPLOYED"
This Week:
* ARE HOLIDAYS GOOD? - find out now
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - sitcom monster mashup results
* CONTROL PACMAN - with your own face, at last
Read newsletter 928
"FRANKIE SAYS EX-LAX: SHART THE UNEMPLOYED"
This Week:
* ARE HOLIDAYS GOOD? - find out now
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - sitcom monster mashup results
* CONTROL PACMAN - with your own face, at last
Read newsletter 928
published by rob on 1st Nov at 11pm
More Lost Consonants
Let's pay tribute to Graham Rawle with another game of Lost Consonants. Remove a single letter from anything you like... with hilarious results.
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Let's pay tribute to Graham Rawle with another game of Lost Consonants. Remove a single letter from anything you like... with hilarious results.
See all 113 images (open)
set by monkeon on 1st Nov at 9pm
Goodbye Legless
Sorry to share this news - from the email: "Hi B3ta. Bit of sad news, Joe Thompson aka Legless passed away last week. Thought you might want to post something, better coming from you instead of some random lurker. The funeral will be webcast. Whack it in /links for a suitably tasteless send off :)" If you want to leave a comment - stick it on the thread.
Sorry to share this news - from the email: "Hi B3ta. Bit of sad news, Joe Thompson aka Legless passed away last week. Thought you might want to post something, better coming from you instead of some random lurker. The funeral will be webcast. Whack it in /links for a suitably tasteless send off :)" If you want to leave a comment - stick it on the thread.
posted by rob on 28th Oct at 10am
B3ta newsletter 927, out now
"ASCII NEWSLETTER FLASHES SIDE-BOOB AND REVEALS PERKY URLS"
This Week:
* QUEEN RESPECTS - how your fave brands paid them
* JUST OUT OF SHOT - image challenge
* SHANNON MATTHEWS THE MUSICAL - on your telly
Read newsletter 927
"ASCII NEWSLETTER FLASHES SIDE-BOOB AND REVEALS PERKY URLS"
This Week:
* QUEEN RESPECTS - how your fave brands paid them
* JUST OUT OF SHOT - image challenge
* SHANNON MATTHEWS THE MUSICAL - on your telly
Read newsletter 927
published by rob on 25th Oct at 10pm
Horredy
Halloween is approaching, so lets make horror versions of classic comedies. Only Ghouls and Corpses, Fiends, Hellfrasier etc. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
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Halloween is approaching, so lets make horror versions of classic comedies. Only Ghouls and Corpses, Fiends, Hellfrasier etc. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
See all 91 images (open)
set by monkeon on 23rd Oct at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 926, out now
"THE SEMI-OFFICIAL NEWSLETTER OF THE URL FANCLUB"
This Week:
* ADRIAN CHILES - fake column machine
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - opposite games
* FESSHOLE LIVE - coming to LONDON in December
Read newsletter 926
"THE SEMI-OFFICIAL NEWSLETTER OF THE URL FANCLUB"
This Week:
* ADRIAN CHILES - fake column machine
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - opposite games
* FESSHOLE LIVE - coming to LONDON in December
Read newsletter 926
published by rob on 18th Oct at 5pm
Just Out Of Shot
What is happening just off screen during iconic film or TV moments? By the power of Photoshop, extend the shot and let us know. Suggested by Afinkawan.
See all 63 images (open)
What is happening just off screen during iconic film or TV moments? By the power of Photoshop, extend the shot and let us know. Suggested by Afinkawan.
See all 63 images (open)
set by monkeon on 15th Oct at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 925, out now
"YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO DOG SHIT MONTHLY HAS EXPIRED"
This Week:
* FANTASY WILBURY GENERATOR - One for each year
* A DEAL NOT TO BE MISSED - Mediaeval weaponry
* 14 SECONDS OF SPARKY GOLD - Just watch it
Read newsletter 925
"YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO DOG SHIT MONTHLY HAS EXPIRED"
This Week:
* FANTASY WILBURY GENERATOR - One for each year
* A DEAL NOT TO BE MISSED - Mediaeval weaponry
* 14 SECONDS OF SPARKY GOLD - Just watch it
Read newsletter 925
published by rob on 11th Oct at 7pm
Opposite Games
Take classic games and work out what the opposite of the game would be. Invert the rules or play with the title. Show us your Zen Birds and your RunOuts.
See all 48 images (open)
Take classic games and work out what the opposite of the game would be. Invert the rules or play with the title. Show us your Zen Birds and your RunOuts.
See all 48 images (open)
set by monkeon on 7th Oct at 11pm
B3ta issue 924, out now
"MAKE YOUR OWN 'I'M A B3TA NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBER' BADGE AND PIN IT ON YOUR C***S"
This Week:
* RUN OUT OF EUPHEMISMS? - Have we got the thing for you
* BOVRIL AD - Important information for hot meat drink fans
* LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY - Podcast recommendation
Read newsletter 924
"MAKE YOUR OWN 'I'M A B3TA NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBER' BADGE AND PIN IT ON YOUR C***S"
This Week:
* RUN OUT OF EUPHEMISMS? - Have we got the thing for you
* BOVRIL AD - Important information for hot meat drink fans
* LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY - Podcast recommendation
Read newsletter 924
published by rob on 4th Oct at 7pm
Meaty Puns
It's dad joke week, as we ask you to find meat-based puns wherever you can and Photoshop the results. Suggested by Keir Starmer.
See all 50 images (open)
It's dad joke week, as we ask you to find meat-based puns wherever you can and Photoshop the results. Suggested by Keir Starmer.
See all 50 images (open)
set by monkeon on 29th Sep at 3pm
B3ta newsletter, 923 out now
"EAT FOOD AND 3D PRINT SCULPTURES WITH YOUR BOTTOM"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Right actor, wrong film results
* THREADS - Happy 40th bday to nuclear piss dread
* JOHN HIGGS - Doctor Who book to pre-order
Read newsletter 923
"EAT FOOD AND 3D PRINT SCULPTURES WITH YOUR BOTTOM"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Right actor, wrong film results
* THREADS - Happy 40th bday to nuclear piss dread
* JOHN HIGGS - Doctor Who book to pre-order
Read newsletter 923
published by rob on 27th Sep at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 922, out now
"DON'T READ NEWSLETTER BEFORE SWIMMING, ALLOW ONE HOUR TO DIGEST URLS"
This Week:
* CATS - Finally in a database, spreadsheet next
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Right actor, wrong film
* LITTLE FLUFFY CLOUDS - the other voice mystery
Read newsletter 922
"DON'T READ NEWSLETTER BEFORE SWIMMING, ALLOW ONE HOUR TO DIGEST URLS"
This Week:
* CATS - Finally in a database, spreadsheet next
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Right actor, wrong film
* LITTLE FLUFFY CLOUDS - the other voice mystery
Read newsletter 922
published by rob on 21st Sep at 5pm
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- * LOST CONSONANTS - LEGENDARY B3TA CHALLENGE BACK
- * PRIME NUMBER PROJECT - CAN YOU COUNT? THEN COUNT
- * OFFICIAL AMSTRAD NOSTALGIA SITE - THANKS ALAN
Fruit and Veg Movies
Let's take a trip to the greengrocers and make whimsical Photoshops about our favourite fruity (& vegy) products starring in the movies. Suggested by Richard Tingley.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
48k Celebrity Awards
We select the best (or worst) examples of famous people in drawn with blocky pixels in old ZX Spectrum games.
Maddox
Maddox has been rocking the web since '97 with his unique brand of arrogance and cynicism. He's recently broken out of the web ghetto to produce a book and enter the best sellers lists, so we thought it was high time to catch up and ask him the completely irrelevant questions that a proper publication wouldn't bother with.
