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Badap-bap-bwaw muthafuckas…

(christhebarker, Mon 13 Jan, 23:05, 7 replies)
Tough interview

(monkeon, Sun 12 Jan, 16:45, 2 replies)
Ha!

(Ninj, Sat 11 Jan, 20:24, 1 replies)
The snow angel of the north

(HappyToast, Sun 5 Jan, 14:27, 5 replies)
Company Mergers
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(leftabit, Sun 5 Jan, 13:58, 4 replies)
Sorry, Gordon? Did you say FIVE sponsorship deals?

(ousgg, Sat 4 Jan, 20:21, 1 replies)
Yorkshire chewing gum

(Ninj, Sat 4 Jan, 19:21, 0 replies)
The follow up to Heroes was not a success

(Octo, Sat 28 Dec, 16:28, 0 replies)


(HappyToast, Sat 28 Dec, 7:57, 1 replies)
...3.......2.......1.......

(atomic, Wed 25 Dec, 4:01, 7 replies)
Challenge
Britain : The 51st State of America
What if Britain became the 51st state of the USA? How would things become more American in these Trumpy times? Suggested by HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack.
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set by monkeon on 11th Jan at 7pm
Everybody talking about his films
But I also think his music is brilliant, with his weird little voice and a guitar like tortured metal. The guitar in this is great and I really like his guitar style in general.

Probably marmite but his music has a trance like quality (for me)

Also: This came out shortly after I split up from a long term relationship. This is a good song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=odW98nSLZBg

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linked to by simbosan on 17th Jan at 7am
Challenge
Company Mergers
Show us what happens when two unlikely companies merge. What's the new logo like? What stupid products will they make together? Suggested by Robbo Barney.
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set by monkeon on 4th Jan at 4pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 934, out now
"EMAIL NEWSLETTER ENTERS 24th YEAR OF PUBLISHING ASCII CHARACTERS >=32 <=127"
* CHRISTMAS MOVIE - Tropes exposed
* EGGPOD - In art show shocker
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Worst LP challenge
Read newsletter 934
published by rob on 3rd Jan at 8pm
Challenge
Band's Worst Album
Most bands have a few missteps in their discography. Show us the truly dreadful albums that nobody would ever want and could end their careers for good. Suggested by Atomic.
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set by monkeon on 27th Dec at 9pm
Newsletter
Out now, B3ta newsletter 933
"THE UNOFFICIAL FAN NEWSLETTER OF THE ONLY GOOD BILLIONAIRE: SIR BEATLES MCCARTNEY"
This Week:
* TOOL - Calculate birthday timelines with pets
* GAME - Can you do burglar alarms under pressure?
* WATCH - the *worst ever* version of Band Aid
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published by rob on 20th Dec at 10pm
Challenge
Sesame Street
Sesame Street is in the news having been dumped by Warner Bros. Let's celebrate the show using the letters P(hoto) and S(hop). Suggested by Grumpwitch.
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set by monkeon on 18th Dec at 10pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 932, out now
"B3TA BOARD APPROVES OFFER TO SELL /TALK TO SOME BLOKE WHO HANGS OUT IN A BIN"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - 'Ronseal pop' turns out good
* GAME - A sort of cryptography thing that's fun
* SGTPEPPER DEATH CLOCK - Ticks closer to midnight
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published by rob on 13th Dec at 8pm
Challenge
Weapons Amnesty
Remove or replace the weapons from action films, games or anywhere else, and show us the world where there's no guns or other armaments. Suggested by Chris Weston.
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set by monkeon on 10th Dec at 10pm
Challenge
Animals at Christmas
How do our furry, scaled and feathered friends celebrate Christmas? What gets to play Jesus in the zoo nativity? Show us! Suggested by Tinglto
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set by monkeon on 4th Dec at 10pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 931, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT STILL PUBLISHES DESPITE THREE SIGNATURES ASKING US TO STOP"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Ronseal pop, that is, literal music
* COME TO FESSHOLE LIVE - London, this week
* YES IT'S A MONDAY NEWSLETTER - We were busy
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published by rob on 3rd Dec at 8pm
Challenge
Ronseal Pop
Take a band or singer name (or song / album title if you prefer), and depict the world of pop as literal-mindedly as possible. Suggested by The Twisted Omentum.
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set by monkeon on 26th Nov at 7pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter issue 930, out now
"JOIN THE 3 PEOPLE WHO'VE DELETED THEIR TWITTER ACCOUNT AND NOW POST ON B3TA"
This Week:
* LISTEN - to all the people swearing on social
* CHALLENGE - Bad guys in unexpected places
* A TOOL - to help you find local cinema
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published by rob on 22nd Nov at 9pm
Challenge
Fruit and Veg Movies
Let's take a trip to the greengrocers and make whimsical Photoshops about our favourite fruity (& vegy) products starring in the movies. Suggested by Richard Tingley.
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set by monkeon on 18th Nov at 10pm