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Just Out Of Shot
What is happening just off screen during iconic film or TV moments? By the power of Photoshop, extend the shot and let us know. Suggested by Afinkawan.
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What is happening just off screen during iconic film or TV moments? By the power of Photoshop, extend the shot and let us know. Suggested by Afinkawan.
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set by monkeon on 15th Oct at 4pm
David Copperfield does a camera trick
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Yes, he bought this off of Paul Daniels.
It's not as good, but it's interesting to compare.
It's not as good, but it's interesting to compare.
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linked to by Ambegris on 14th Oct at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 925, out now
"YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO DOG SHIT MONTHLY HAS EXPIRED"
This Week:
* FANTASY WILBURY GENERATOR - One for each year
* A DEAL NOT TO BE MISSED - Mediaeval weaponry
* 14 SECONDS OF SPARKY GOLD - Just watch it
Read newsletter 925
"YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO DOG SHIT MONTHLY HAS EXPIRED"
This Week:
* FANTASY WILBURY GENERATOR - One for each year
* A DEAL NOT TO BE MISSED - Mediaeval weaponry
* 14 SECONDS OF SPARKY GOLD - Just watch it
Read newsletter 925
published by rob on 11th Oct at 7pm
Opposite Games
Take classic games and work out what the opposite of the game would be. Invert the rules or play with the title. Show us your Zen Birds and your RunOuts.
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Take classic games and work out what the opposite of the game would be. Invert the rules or play with the title. Show us your Zen Birds and your RunOuts.
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set by monkeon on 7th Oct at 11pm
B3ta issue 924, out now
"MAKE YOUR OWN 'I'M A B3TA NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBER' BADGE AND PIN IT ON YOUR C***S"
This Week:
* RUN OUT OF EUPHEMISMS? - Have we got the thing for you
* BOVRIL AD - Important information for hot meat drink fans
* LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY - Podcast recommendation
Read newsletter 924
"MAKE YOUR OWN 'I'M A B3TA NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBER' BADGE AND PIN IT ON YOUR C***S"
This Week:
* RUN OUT OF EUPHEMISMS? - Have we got the thing for you
* BOVRIL AD - Important information for hot meat drink fans
* LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY - Podcast recommendation
Read newsletter 924
published by rob on 4th Oct at 7pm
Meaty Puns
It's dad joke week, as we ask you to find meat-based puns wherever you can and Photoshop the results. Suggested by Keir Starmer.
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It's dad joke week, as we ask you to find meat-based puns wherever you can and Photoshop the results. Suggested by Keir Starmer.
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set by monkeon on 29th Sep at 3pm
B3ta newsletter, 923 out now
"EAT FOOD AND 3D PRINT SCULPTURES WITH YOUR BOTTOM"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Right actor, wrong film results
* THREADS - Happy 40th bday to nuclear piss dread
* JOHN HIGGS - Doctor Who book to pre-order
Read newsletter 923
"EAT FOOD AND 3D PRINT SCULPTURES WITH YOUR BOTTOM"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Right actor, wrong film results
* THREADS - Happy 40th bday to nuclear piss dread
* JOHN HIGGS - Doctor Who book to pre-order
Read newsletter 923
published by rob on 27th Sep at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 922, out now
"DON'T READ NEWSLETTER BEFORE SWIMMING, ALLOW ONE HOUR TO DIGEST URLS"
This Week:
* CATS - Finally in a database, spreadsheet next
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Right actor, wrong film
* LITTLE FLUFFY CLOUDS - the other voice mystery
Read newsletter 922
"DON'T READ NEWSLETTER BEFORE SWIMMING, ALLOW ONE HOUR TO DIGEST URLS"
This Week:
* CATS - Finally in a database, spreadsheet next
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Right actor, wrong film
* LITTLE FLUFFY CLOUDS - the other voice mystery
Read newsletter 922
published by rob on 21st Sep at 5pm
Right Actor Wrong Role
What if Harrison Ford got his days muddled and turned up to shoot Star Wars in character as Indiana Jones. How would a toy cowboy save Private Ryan? Show us!
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What if Harrison Ford got his days muddled and turned up to shoot Star Wars in character as Indiana Jones. How would a toy cowboy save Private Ryan? Show us!
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set by monkeon on 17th Sep at 10pm
Is is ok to post AI images on the board? - That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you.
posted by God on 14th Sep at 10am
B3ta newsletter 921, out now
"COOL PEOPLE READ ASCII NEWSLETTERS, YOU'RE A COOL PERSON"
This Week:
* WEB MYSTERY SOLVED - but should it have been?
* BRIT-POP CHALLENGE - full VOX magazine results
* FESSHOLE - London Xmas-ish show announced
Read newsletter 921
"COOL PEOPLE READ ASCII NEWSLETTERS, YOU'RE A COOL PERSON"
This Week:
* WEB MYSTERY SOLVED - but should it have been?
* BRIT-POP CHALLENGE - full VOX magazine results
* FESSHOLE - London Xmas-ish show announced
Read newsletter 921
published by rob on 13th Sep at 7pm
TELL US ABOUT YOUR STUFF - you might think the b3ta newsletter is some sort of magic thing that just happens, but it's not, it's written by your editor Rob and it depends on you submitting things. If you make something, tell us, if you have news about a thing you previously made, tell us. Use the form - we've read eveerything typed into it for 20+ years. MAIL US.
posted by rob on 11th Sep at 10am
Animal, Vegetable, Mineral
Pick any two and combine them like you're the Photoshop Dr Moreau. Half-giraffe-half-leek, a rabbit made of carrots, a quartz quokka... that sort of thing. Suggested by JustHere4Coffee.
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Pick any two and combine them like you're the Photoshop Dr Moreau. Half-giraffe-half-leek, a rabbit made of carrots, a quartz quokka... that sort of thing. Suggested by JustHere4Coffee.
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set by monkeon on 9th Sep at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 920, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU READ IT"
This Week:
* SHED OF THE YEAR - Winners announced
* PONG VIDEO - actually you'll want to see this
* MONKEY ISLAND - John Higgs talks about it
Read newsletter 920
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU READ IT"
This Week:
* SHED OF THE YEAR - Winners announced
* PONG VIDEO - actually you'll want to see this
* MONKEY ISLAND - John Higgs talks about it
Read newsletter 920
published by rob on 6th Sep at 8pm
Britpop
People who haven't bought an album since 1998 are excited for the big Oasis comeback. Let's join in with the nostalgiathon by using Photoshop 5.0 on all things Britpop.
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People who haven't bought an album since 1998 are excited for the big Oasis comeback. Let's join in with the nostalgiathon by using Photoshop 5.0 on all things Britpop.
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set by monkeon on 1st Sep at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 919, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT STILL POSTS 20+ YEARS AFTER IT STARTED SIMPLY OUT OF SPITE"
This Week:
* FIVE STAR MUSIC REVIEWS - can you spot them?
* FLICKING VS AT YOUR OWN WEBCAM - fun for all
* BUY YOUR OWN ZX SPECTRUM - in 2024, oh yes
Read newsletter 919
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT STILL POSTS 20+ YEARS AFTER IT STARTED SIMPLY OUT OF SPITE"
This Week:
* FIVE STAR MUSIC REVIEWS - can you spot them?
* FLICKING VS AT YOUR OWN WEBCAM - fun for all
* BUY YOUR OWN ZX SPECTRUM - in 2024, oh yes
Read newsletter 919
published by rob on 30th Aug at 7pm
Adolescent Games
Games were always aimed at teenagers, but with the exception of Skool Daze, rarely reflected their actual life of hanging around bus-stops and stropping at their parents. Let's fix that by designing games about adolescence.
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Games were always aimed at teenagers, but with the exception of Skool Daze, rarely reflected their actual life of hanging around bus-stops and stropping at their parents. Let's fix that by designing games about adolescence.
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set by monkeon on 24th Aug at 10am
B3ta newsletter 918, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT DEMANDS FREE TUSKS ON THE NHS"
This Week:
* 3D GOLF - now actually in three dimension
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - celebrate the movie 'Alien'
* FESSHOLE LIVE - Preston & Wolverhampton announced
Read newsletter 918
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT DEMANDS FREE TUSKS ON THE NHS"
This Week:
* 3D GOLF - now actually in three dimension
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - celebrate the movie 'Alien'
* FESSHOLE LIVE - Preston & Wolverhampton announced
Read newsletter 918
published by rob on 23rd Aug at 10pm
Alien
There's another Alien movie out. Let's Photoshop our favourite moments from the interminable franchise.
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There's another Alien movie out. Let's Photoshop our favourite moments from the interminable franchise.
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set by monkeon on 15th Aug at 11pm
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Just Out Of Shot
What is happening just off screen during iconic film or TV moments? By the power of Photoshop, extend the shot and let us know. Suggested by Afinkawan.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Scroll Wheel Cheese
Ever looked at your scroll wheel? If you've had if for a few months then it's probably filthy.
Winner or Sinner
London readers will know the Winner or Sinner guy. He stands outside Oxford Circus preaching the word of God to disinterested commuters. B3ta correspondent Kirk Rutter has done the unthinkable, and approached him for an interview.
