B3ta newsletter 928, out now
"FRANKIE SAYS EX-LAX: SHART THE UNEMPLOYED"
This Week:
* ARE HOLIDAYS GOOD? - find out now
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - sitcom monster mashup results
* CONTROL PACMAN - with your own face, at last
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Well, seeing as he's had an Elvis-like comeback, maybe he'll go out the same way... soon

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More Lost Consonants
Let's pay tribute to Graham Rawle with another game of Lost Consonants. Remove a single letter from anything you like... with hilarious results.
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Goodbye Legless
Sorry to share this news - from the email: "Hi B3ta. Bit of sad news, Joe Thompson aka Legless passed away last week. Thought you might want to post something, better coming from you instead of some random lurker. The funeral will be webcast. Whack it in /links for a suitably tasteless send off :)" If you want to leave a comment - stick it on the thread.

B3ta newsletter 927, out now
"ASCII NEWSLETTER FLASHES SIDE-BOOB AND REVEALS PERKY URLS"
This Week:
* QUEEN RESPECTS - how your fave brands paid them
* JUST OUT OF SHOT - image challenge
* SHANNON MATTHEWS THE MUSICAL - on your telly
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Horredy
Halloween is approaching, so lets make horror versions of classic comedies. Only Ghouls and Corpses, Fiends, Hellfrasier etc. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
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B3ta newsletter 926, out now
"THE SEMI-OFFICIAL NEWSLETTER OF THE URL FANCLUB"
This Week:
* ADRIAN CHILES - fake column machine
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - opposite games
* FESSHOLE LIVE - coming to LONDON in December
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Just Out Of Shot
What is happening just off screen during iconic film or TV moments? By the power of Photoshop, extend the shot and let us know. Suggested by Afinkawan.
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B3ta newsletter 925, out now
"YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO DOG SHIT MONTHLY HAS EXPIRED"
This Week:
* FANTASY WILBURY GENERATOR - One for each year
* A DEAL NOT TO BE MISSED - Mediaeval weaponry
* 14 SECONDS OF SPARKY GOLD - Just watch it
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Opposite Games
Take classic games and work out what the opposite of the game would be. Invert the rules or play with the title. Show us your Zen Birds and your RunOuts.
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B3ta issue 924, out now
"MAKE YOUR OWN 'I'M A B3TA NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBER' BADGE AND PIN IT ON YOUR C***S"
This Week:
* RUN OUT OF EUPHEMISMS? - Have we got the thing for you
* BOVRIL AD - Important information for hot meat drink fans
* LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY - Podcast recommendation
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Meaty Puns
It's dad joke week, as we ask you to find meat-based puns wherever you can and Photoshop the results. Suggested by Keir Starmer.
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B3ta newsletter, 923 out now
"EAT FOOD AND 3D PRINT SCULPTURES WITH YOUR BOTTOM"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Right actor, wrong film results
* THREADS - Happy 40th bday to nuclear piss dread
* JOHN HIGGS - Doctor Who book to pre-order
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B3ta newsletter 922, out now
"DON'T READ NEWSLETTER BEFORE SWIMMING, ALLOW ONE HOUR TO DIGEST URLS"
This Week:
* CATS - Finally in a database, spreadsheet next
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Right actor, wrong film
* LITTLE FLUFFY CLOUDS - the other voice mystery
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Right Actor Wrong Role
What if Harrison Ford got his days muddled and turned up to shoot Star Wars in character as Indiana Jones. How would a toy cowboy save Private Ryan? Show us!
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Is is ok to post AI images on the board? - That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you.

B3ta newsletter 921, out now
"COOL PEOPLE READ ASCII NEWSLETTERS, YOU'RE A COOL PERSON"
This Week:
* WEB MYSTERY SOLVED - but should it have been?
* BRIT-POP CHALLENGE - full VOX magazine results
* FESSHOLE - London Xmas-ish show announced
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TELL US ABOUT YOUR STUFF - you might think the b3ta newsletter is some sort of magic thing that just happens, but it's not, it's written by your editor Rob and it depends on you submitting things. If you make something, tell us, if you have news about a thing you previously made, tell us. Use the form - we've read eveerything typed into it for 20+ years. MAIL US.

Animal, Vegetable, Mineral
Pick any two and combine them like you're the Photoshop Dr Moreau. Half-giraffe-half-leek, a rabbit made of carrots, a quartz quokka... that sort of thing. Suggested by JustHere4Coffee.
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B3ta newsletter 920, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU READ IT"
This Week:
* SHED OF THE YEAR - Winners announced
* PONG VIDEO - actually you'll want to see this
* MONKEY ISLAND - John Higgs talks about it
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