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# :D
ex of mine kept putting his foot in my face when we were snuggled on the couch.
'do that again and i'll bite your toe,' i says.
he does it again. i sink my teeth into his big toe. he hops about the room, swearing at me.
'can't say i didn't warn you' i says, feeling very smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)
# You have a strange method of snuggling if he can get his feet to your face
haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# top and tail on the couch
with an 8th of weed, a bottle of vodka and the wall on the stereo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Nice! love the style
I haven't smoked weed in years probably more years than the average age of a b3tan, but then I did quit smoking over 20 years ago maybe it's time I started baking hash brownies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# haven't smoked weed in a good while
last time i had the old space cakes, i also had a couple of mitsubishis and freaked out because all i could see was triangles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# My old man has pancreatitis he already has the good stuff ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)
# i'm getting old
stuff tends to have the same effect on me now as it had when i was 18. i don't know if that's a good sign or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# That sounds like a good thing
drinking alcohol thesedays just makes me sleepy, don't seem to get the buzz I used to.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# ah, the joys of having 3/4s of your stomach removed
i can get utterly shitfaced for about £4 these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)