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# How the hell do you put your watch on with two hands?
Have you got the time on you cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:29, archived)
# I like the idea of a watch cock...
yeah I said it wrong, what I meant was I sit down, press the watch face against my leg so it doesn't move while I fasten it... I'm cack at it otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Eh? You like to watch cock?
The evidence is really piling up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Do you like fish sticks?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:55, archived)
# I like to put fish sticks in my mouth, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:56, archived)
# you must be a gay fish with a watch on your cock and a bra you can't take off!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:58, archived)
# This thread has ruined my good name!
Oh, the headlines tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:01, archived)
# you had a good name?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Yes,
unless you've been talking with my ex, of course
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:08, archived)
# i don't have to worry about that
most of my exes are dead, curiously enough....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Er, ooh. Hmm.
Not sure how to react to that
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:19, archived)
# there's a reason my mates call me the black widow :(
having 3 exes commit suicide is a bit odd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Wow, that's pretty rough
As coincidences go, that's more than a bit upsetting
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:28, archived)
# they were all a long time after we split
one went nuts and put his head in the oven, one hung himself because he owed nasty people lots of money and the third was a drugs thing. it's nasty, but shit happens and you can't say who it should happen to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Aye :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:49, archived)
#
Restaurants will serve anything these days
(e1865, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:11, archived)
# On the front page for the world to see!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:03, archived)