He has terrible tusks and terrible claws
And an M-16 in his terrible paws.
Where are you meeting him? Here, in this nook.
And his favourite food is flambeed Gook.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:25,
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Haha!
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the wub - guide onion for the blind,
Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:34,
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"nook" requires a bit of a Northern accent if the rhyme is to work properly but I was stuck for alternatives...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:40,
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 13 Feb 2015, 16:40,
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Bravo!
As someone who has watched The Gruffalo nightly with my 18-month old since before Christmas, I found this so refreshing!
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DeSade - is grannyfappin,
Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:33,
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