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# I don't see anything!
WAIT! OH JESUS I'M BLIND!!! Oh no wait, there's just no picture.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 3:47, archived)
# I had that this morning.
I opened my eyes and couldnt see anything, and instantly thought "fuck me im blind!" then it slowly dawned on me I was lying face down in bed.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 3:48, archived)
# hate it when that happens
it's worse when you're lying in your puke too...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 3:50, archived)
# I went to bed at christmas time a few years back
highly drunk, and i couldnt remember to how to get undressed, so i just went to bed fully clothed. I woke up on the other side of the room totally naked and smelling of vomit. I was using my N64 as a pillow....
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 3:51, archived)
# I knew I liked you...
good man! Good man! Have you seen "The Animatrix" yet?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 3:55, archived)
# no!
that reminds me, gotta download it!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 3:58, archived)
# It was good...
splut splut.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 4:00, archived)
# just sos there a piccie here
(, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 3:54, archived)