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# what do you say?
(Larry_Mudd, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 9:17, archived)
# sorry
I can't tell what that is - but i should be forgiven as i've been up since five and at work since six

*ahhh now i get it*
(DMQOB, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 9:19, archived)
# PARP!
*giggle*
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 9:23, archived)
# HONK!
fart jokes are funny at this time in the morning! :)

probably any other time too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 9:37, archived)
# horay for farting in public lifts
now they are fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 9:44, archived)
# .
This is why elevators smell different to midgets.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 5:01, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 9:23, archived)
# that pongs
(dookie, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 9:24, archived)
# it does, I'm afraid.
Preliminary diagnosis is a troublingly chickpea-deficient diet.
(Larry_Mudd, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 9:26, archived)
# why do underwater (eg in the bath) parps smell worst?
or is it just mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Naw,
it's the egs.
(Larry_Mudd, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 9:28, archived)
# because
you're not wearing any pants while you do them :P

just think of a fart as diffused sh*t.. little bits of sh*t that float up your nose :)
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 5 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)