Good God!
Roll over.
I don't believe it!
I get my first front page!
I must remember to be more sacreligious in future, the donkey is obviously in league with Beelzebub.
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Fri 15 Aug 2003, 11:37,
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I don't believe it!
I get my first front page!
I must remember to be more sacreligious in future, the donkey is obviously in league with Beelzebub.
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I've never wanted to go to heaven, ever since that Philadelphia advert convinced me that angel lasses are fat and minging.
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Fri 15 Aug 2003, 11:44,
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And besides
Who needs to go there when you can buy a little taste of it?
Philadelphia is good.
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Fri 15 Aug 2003, 11:46,
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Philadelphia is good.
Fuck no.
Heaven's full of Christians. Sounds like hell to me. Or maybe my hell will be full of Christians.
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Fri 15 Aug 2003, 11:50,
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