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# heheh
'oomph' is quite common around here too, used meaning force, vigour, balls, gruntiness..

I do like that other phrase, I think I'll start using it until I get banned from air travel..

meet the parents story: a friend of mine met the parents of his Norwegian girlfriend, and the father introduced himself by saying 'I could build a bomb that noone could defuse' (being a bomb squad high-up).
love that Nordic sense of humour..
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)
# On the first night of
meeting my ex girlfriends Mother (Her dad was away at the time) her mum said to us "I don't really care if you do it on the kitchen floor, as long as I can get to the kettle, so don't spend too much effort trying to hide it"

It was a rather strange thing to hear, and scared me a little...but still cool.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# my grandmother
used to hand out condoms to my uncle's friends (she was a nurse)

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# my mum does that
and she used to give our class "sex talks" at school
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# paradiddle
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# doof doof chi doof
chi chi doof chi
doof doof chi doof
chi chi doof chi
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)