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# Where did
the 5p extra come from?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# VAT, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# it's
the VAT
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Which item?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Actually
some of those items should be zero rated for VAT anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)
# And if it were just one item
it would be 17 and a half pence VAT

/pedant

/edit - woo to the pic though
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:14, archived)
# i thought that the whole point of pound shops
was that it took less time to pay, thereby reducing the amount of time spent per customer therefore reducing the amount of money spent on staff, therefore allowing for cheaper merchandise...
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# ...but the VAT
is included in the pound.
So the actual price of the items is 85p, with the 15p as VAT (give or take .1p or so).
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:34, archived)
# VAT is applicable to
all of them except the food, I think.

The news paper might be exempt, I know books are.
(mary magdalen, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# llandudno
i believe
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)
# isn't htat where lewis carol
wrote alice in wonderland?
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:17, archived)
# it certainly
is where all the pensioners go to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:19, archived)
# i thought he wrote it in Oxford*
*this may be absolute guff
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Two nurses discussing a patient

Nurse1: "That chap in that bed has 'ludo' tattoed on his thingy..."

Nurse2: "No, it's Llandudno"

Nurse1 looks at Nurse2

[edit] Too subtle for you?

The parient has a Llandudno tattoe. The first nurse didn't see it because he didn't have an errection.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:38, archived)