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# Really?
You'd get off on bugs and such like..... And as an insect, you'd also probably have a penis about 1mm long... (And that 'pint' probably only holds about 3ml of beer. It's not all it's made out to be.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)
# but you'd be able to
jump over your own house
(, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)
# yeah, but think how far you can jump!
You can play the violin with your legs,
and you hear through your knees! Unbeatable!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)
# I'm not all that
convinced yet. You'd be cold all the time, kittens (awwwww) would try and eat you, kids (little bastards) would try and stand on you and how would you press F5?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 14:20, archived)
# what if you were a
10 foot insect? then you'd be able to eat the kids/kittens and play violins without having to get them custom made..
(, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 19:48, archived)