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# this makes me want scotch egg
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Everyone should always want scotch eggs
Apart from the scotch
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Fortunately there are no such people!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I'll never forget my kwik save scotch egg
it contained no egg!

damn you!! damn you to hell kwik save! you are bankrupt now, due to selling sausage meat with egg sized voids in it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I was thinking that while I was making it
I may go questing for one at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# have one on my behalf
:D

and if it contains no egg, it's not my fault
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Ooooooh yes
It must have egg. A proper egg. Not that chopped up egg they put in the smaller ones, but a full size, grade A large egg. An egg to be proud of. An egg to challenge the needs of even the hungriest scothchegg-eater. An egg that shredded the muff of the chicken that laid it.

A proper egg, in a proper scotch egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# a muff shredding mega egg smeared in sausagemeat and batters!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# now
you're just making me hungry for sausage-wrapped muff-ripping eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# aren't we all hungry for that!
that's what separates us from the animals!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# and here was me
thinking it was my inability to lick my own arse that separated us.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# try harder!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# i'm double jointed
so i can get my feet behind my head, but my neck just won't stretch that far! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# hmm
dunno what to suggest

a long straw maybe?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Tongue weights
You have to use them while sitting at your desk. They stretch your tongue over a period of time.

Expect to be licking the pubic are within the month, upper perinium inside of 3 months, and full anal tongueing by christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)