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# I like that...
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(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:41, archived)
# mini-threadjack?
Tha Salon.

I haven't seen it till now. I didn't understand it till my gf explained it.

This is the most bizarre bit of TV I've ever seen.

There's a guy getting his scrotum waxed on national TV and women in the sauna with their tits out. Among other things.

WTF?

(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:45, archived)
# is there?
*dashes off to E4*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Getting your scrotum waxed?
Why the hell would anyone want to do that?

Women with their tits out in the sauna on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:47, archived)
# At the age of 14,
a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking I suggest you try it.

[edit] Dr Evil.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Nah
I used to shave my legs and the stubble from that was annoying enough. I'll leave my scrotum well alone, thank you.

Besides, I'd probably end up with bits of tissue paper stuck where I'd cut myself.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:51, archived)
# what is a Zoroastrian?
is that a believer in the teachings of Zorro?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:54, archived)
# apparrently:
a Persian religion founded in the 6th century B.C. by the prophet Zoroaster, promulgated in the Avesta, and characterized by worship of a supreme god Ahura Mazda who requires good deeds for help in his cosmic struggle against the evil spirit Ahriman


but I like your version better.
Anyway, you'd best ask Dr Evil.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:56, archived)
# thus sprach
crouchingbadger
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Zarathrusta?

great tune.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:00, archived)
# "also sprach"
or "thus spoke" in english.
/pedantic know-it-all
(Monkeypuppet, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:02, archived)
# fucksocks
i must sack my researcher
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:16, archived)
# sorry!
(Monkeypuppet, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:23, archived)
# does Ahura Mazda
use a Wankel Engine?

car engine joke, there. Sorry if any minority gods have been offended
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Wankel Rotary Engine
lovely


(grunties)
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:24, archived)
# because...
...shaving can irritate the skin.

And when the hair grows back it can be uncomfortably stubbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I heard you were
uncomfortably stubby, Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:51, archived)
# stubby?
I'm quite wonderfully tall, I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:52, archived)
# salon schmalon
i have just watched it - back crack & sack wax?

jesus
(penfold, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:47, archived)
# you're witnessing the even
further dumbing down (if such a thing is possible) of national TV.

Soon - amoeba reproduction in FULL COLOR, followed by EAST END BANTER, UNCENSORED. Yes! And the fucking osbournes of course.

Evinin' sah :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:49, archived)
# 'ere,
when did my icon change? What happened to me luvverly heart? S'not midnight yet! Arsecakes....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:50, archived)
# It is because Cal has gone home,
They would have had to have stayed on until Monday if they hadn't been switched off today.
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:54, archived)
# I've been too busy to b3ta today..
didn't even see the hearts!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Evenin the pair of you.
I've been too busy to b3ta since early on in the week, so I've missed the 10K'th member gubbins too, unless it was Fnord in a stealth suit :)
I never realised you could be this busy AND be unemployed at the same time....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Quick!
Burgle him!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:57, archived)
# is it me
or does anyone else hate the Discoverychannelization of Horizon on BBC2? Do we really need pre-chewed documentaries with music throughout?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:50, archived)
# various items:
1) Hi witchy... my thoughts exactly

2) Horizon used to be magnificent TV. It's now gone dumb.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:54, archived)
# yeah
and whatever happened to QED?
and interesting editions of Equinox?

And another thing!
you can always tell there's a discovery channel ad break coming by the change in tense of the script.

hate that.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:59, archived)
# QEd was the best...
...my favourite was "Testing, Testing".... the one about testing stuff... mainly to destruction. Chinese fireworks that didn't get an import license. Driving artic trucks round in ever decreasing circles. Cooking propane cylinders with no safety valve with blow torches...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:13, archived)
# that sounds ruling

I always remember the tourette's one.. but who doesn't. Oh and the autistic sauvant one where that bloke could tell you what day of the week any date was.

"that would be ah.ah...ah. sata-daaayyy"
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Apparently, you can get the Testing one and other QED classics...
on viceo from the BBC's education arm... Might get my teacher GF to get that!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:22, archived)
# cor that'd be ace
let me know if it's possible.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:25, archived)
# It's all being
yankecised and it's all shite. Next we'll be seeing WHEN TRAFFIC WARDENS ATTACK! followed by THE WORLD'S WEIRDEST WASP SWATTING and WHEN COUCH POTATO'S CHANGE CHANNEL.

Big Bunch Of Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:57, archived)
# WHEN ADVERTS TRY TO SELL YOU SHITE!
17 hour special...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:58, archived)
# It would be
but i think the TV channels are gearing up for WORLD WAR III sponsored by ESSO
starring GEORGE as THE PRESIDENT
and TONY as THE PRIME MINISTER
also
reprising his role in "The Gulf War"
SADDAM as THE DESPOT
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:03, archived)
# I think some 1950's titles
(or maybe 1970s if you stretch it a bit) are up for that....gwan! See if you can find pix of all 3 looking over their shoulders and grinning towards camera!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:09, archived)