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[challenge entry] it can't only be me

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(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# guess it is then
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# no!
i refuse to believe that i'm the only person to have been jabbed in the roof of the mouth whilst enjoying this particular Swiss made milk chocolate containing honey and almond nougat confection
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# oh
I automatically thought of different orifices, must be just me then ..........
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# It's the most dangerous chocolate known to man.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 24 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# but only the normal sized ones
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 25 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Only because
the Toffo is no longer in existence. Guaranteed to rip out your fillings they were.
(D1sc0 Yes sir, I can boogie., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Not if Fruit Gums got there first
And I don't mean the soft versions of today, I mean the old ones. Like fruit flavoured superglue, those buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 20:57, archived)
# oh yes
this happened to me more than once... and not just fillings, but entire teeth! I think I lost half my milk teeth to toffos.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# same here :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Bloody spot on!! The most dangerous chocolate in existence! *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I hope that
there's no one from health and safety is reading this cos if they are it'll only be able to be sold in workwear stores next to the industrial strength concrete breakers, eye protection and ear defenders.

I enjoy the slight adrenaline rush of potentially injury inducing confectionary, the increased heart rate helps to burn off more calories, so you can eat more!
(I helped save b3ta! Radebe, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)
# ow
it does hurt and why is it ALWAYS sold at airports?
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
# as a way to fend off terrorists.
(RobbJ, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# It's how you eat it.
Break off a piece with your hands, then put it into your mouth.

Don't just put it in your mouth and bite.
(Appox i'm a box, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
# ^ THIS!
(Tael, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ^ THAT!
I once was a biter until I realized you can just break them off.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# How?
I've tried doing it this way, I end up with melty chocolate on my hands and it always, ALWAYS breaks off 2 "mountains" so I have to bite it anyway.
Evil bloody chocolate.
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# ^yeah
(Sawdustman now with added giro. again, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Push the end peak in towards the next peak
rather than try to snap it off :)
(mrpotes, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 6:49, archived)
# Hahahaha! That's great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# It hurts so bad
but feels soooo good.

Perhaps this should be discussed in the recent fetish QOTW?
(champagnerocker, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Surely this should be linked to the fetish QOTW?
I reckon that a Toblerone up your arse would smart a bit!
(CdrVimes, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Actually,
The worst part is eating it afterwards.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Very true.
Either an injured gob or crushed fingetips if you try to force them apart before scoffing.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# when someone offers me tobleron
i take it, then save it and hide it somewhere in their house.
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:25, archived)
# ha!
Intoblerone Cruelty
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# indeed this is true
but without Toblerone we would never have had the Toblerone Tunnel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Genius!
I don't use that word often. This made me chortle, guffaw and various other beano laughs. Wooooozzles
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Advanced break and eat
Don't try to break of one mountain at a time by pulling, just push the tips of two adjacent peaks together and it'll snap without injury.
(jingles, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Shit joke...
Do you know why Toblerones are triangular?
It's the only way they can fit them in the box.
(Pseudopath, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Nice work...
...here was my effort many moons ago.
I went to hull for a bit for this!:

\m/
(MVP , cricking peoples necks since 1976, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# ha!
ha!HA!
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Oooohh
I've had many an injury thanks to the T
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I lost a stud in my braces to a Toblerone once.
Plus I was on holiday at the time and had to wait an entire week before I could go to the orthodontist and get it fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 9:22, archived)