BlackBerryaholic
I funking love my BlackBerry. It's bloody brillieerrrnt. In fact, I'm so far gone with my addiction that I'm using it to write this post...

The first thing I do every morning is check my emails and then the following sites in the following order :-

BBC Sport
BBC News
Facebook
B3ta
Ishootporn.com
Ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com

Its normally at this point that I realise I'm horribly late for work, but ho hum.

Not for me the poncy touchscreen banality of the iPhone or the appalling uncouthness of the Nokia N95 (gaaaahh...), give me my QWERTY keyed hetero life partner any day of the week.
(Smaug rocked out with his cock out on:, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:50, 3 replies)

I believe the term for that is
Crackberry
(hutchers, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:24, closed)

Disappointed
that I haven't made it onto ifyoulike... especially with such gems as this Daily Mail front pager (in the comments):
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1090156/Residents-set-punishment-young-offenders-police-force-tries-aboriginal-justice.html

Bit of an addiction trying to get my over-the-top rants onto the DM and BBC sites.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 22:55, closed)

i got handed one when i started my new job
I FUCKING HATE THE CUNT

i'm sorry, i use a mac - i need an iPhone

why i would want some rudimentary fisher price plastic phone is beyond me

UTTER SHITE
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:24, closed)