A Student Pub in Newcastle
For drunken 'shits and giggles', I decided to shit on the closed lid of a toilet.

For 6 years, I have carried that burden of guilt
( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:48, 2 replies)

Doing it by accident is much less fun
Argh argh argh loo...
*throw seat up*
*start sitting down*
*lid slams back down*
*cannot stop. urethra decides to join in*
Panic. Move to over the bath, path of liquid brown and yellow following you.
*Relax a little*

Then panic as you realise you live with 5 other people and they all use the same loo, and one of them wants to go *NOW* and they're banging on the door.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:55, closed)

Shamefully, I did this
In a Glastonbury trap. No seat lid obviously, but I stumbled in, smashed, just as a poor cleaner stumbled out looking traumatised. I went in and it was a specimen of perfection – for a Glasto bog.

I was still decidedly anti-touch the toilet so decided to do ‘the hover’. This requires some good starfish aim and I wasn’t up to it. The death that emerged simply splatted onto the rim behind the seat, and there it stayed.

I feel doubly guilty for this one: the number of days I ruined when people ventured inside; the possible covering some worse for wear individual got when they sat, and the cleaner who had only just finished making that thing fit for dogs.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:56, closed)