I'll sneak this in here
Seeing as it has to do with the New Testament (so only a few chapters removed from Revelations' apocalypse):

Jesus drove a Honda. He just didn't like to talk about.
Proof: John 12:49 'For I did not speak of my own accord'.

I bet he also didn't mention the supermodels for obvious reasons.
( Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:15, 5 replies)

Yeah but you missed the bit about his use of MASSIVE DRUGS as well.
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2003/jan/06/science.religion
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:47, closed)

Golden Trifecta!
Honda Accord, supermodels, MASSIVE DRUGS

what more do you want in a saviour?
( Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:55, closed)

"Your Honor, my client - Ms. Magdelene who was working as a sexual dysfunction counsellor at the time"
"had no idea what the ingredients were contained in the anointing oil that she was utilising in her therapy with the accused."
*ahem!*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 6:31, closed)

heh. "according to an article [in] High Times".
That esteemed bastion of academic authority.

Oh, Grauniad, you and your conservative-baiting ways.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:02, closed)

Course he spoke about supermodels.
Mary Magdalene, of course. She washed out all his robes for him.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:17, closed)