Mike The Mincer
First Off, Am i allowed to use his real name and company? Fukitt.... he can sue me if he can fucking find me...

Mike, the new Customer Service Manager @ Sanctuary Housing Customer Service Centre ( about 5-6 yrs ago - maybe more, im old, i forget )in Hull....

Previous job - Interior Decorator ( How the fuck you got the Managers job i'll never know ) and it showed, turned up and ponced about like a fag on heat...listened to the female staff, accused all the males of having bad attitudes cos they wanted to know why things were being changed when they worked OK anyway... Couldnt work out why his daughter didnt bring any boyfriends home from college....rug muncher you twat!
This prick made my life hell for about 2 years before i finally trundled off to somewhere else .... but not before we were all gathered together one Monday morning before work by his second in command Sarah ( good god woman your fucking stunning ) Norton....only to be told he'd had a fucking heart attack whilst weeding the garden over the weekend ( much punching of the air and hushed "yesss...." from me being judged a naughty thing to do by all present...) but he was OK and would be off for a few months...

If i'd have had the money, he'd be at the bottom of the North Sea with conctrete wellies right now....
(phils1969, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:14, 14 replies)

Should have tied him into your Accord and driven him into the sea.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:16, closed)

I read this as:
Somebody had a job above me and I'm unbelievably bitter about it... and I can't get an erection anymore...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:33, closed)

you can read...?
Not at all, i didt want his job, i was happy mooching about and doing a prefectly good one before he came a fucked it all up...like so many "managers" do...
(phils1969, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:39, closed)

I certainly think he can read.
But I'm sure you can't write.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:49, closed)

careful, now pet
he'll run to another forum and start a thread lambasting you for not putting out... or being a slag... I dunno

I can also picture him doing the "inverted commas" with his hands as he talks, which only adds to the level of FAIL
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:05, closed)

or get an erection
(evil_hound last barked at the moon on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:25, closed)

Well played, here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:25, closed)

Huge amount of homo-erotic self-denial here.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:59, closed)

I'd have read this but my homophobia glasses just turned pitch-black

( rofl harris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:00, closed)

OOOOH DUCKIE!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:05, closed)

Heterosexual man is...
...not so heterosexual.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:46, closed)

Sounds like someone got turned down for a blowjob in the car park.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 7:11, closed)

Wow. Err...you're really quite gay for him.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:35, closed)