BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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I travel with workand have to submit my bank statements with my expense claims (to prove the exchange rate I got when I'm claiming back the money I've spent overseas).
My friends know this, and so have taken to leaving little notes on my account for the finance team who review my claims to find, by depositing (very small) amounts into my account with inappropriate and/or offensive payment references.
Highlights so far include 20p paid in by one friend, ostensibly for a "Colossal Dildo", 10p for "Bum Fun", and a £1 total deposit (split over 10 instalments of 10p each), which explained in detail across the 10 payment references that the £1 was a loyalty discount from a local establishment that employed ladies "of ill repute" specialising in S&M - I believe he referred to it as a "frequent flayer discount".
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TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:13,
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HAHAHA*CLICKS*
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Hahahaha!I do this to my friends too! You have excellent mates, hang on to them.
Have a coughing, spluttering most-amused *click*
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chart cat has an itch, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:10,
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Brilliant!Nice to know this sort of fuckwittery happens to other people too!
I had a rather nasty meeting with an old boss who wanted me to explain the detonators and half a lb of semtex that appeared on one of my expenses claims.
*click*
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SpankyHanky, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:14,
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