Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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At workAt work i can quite easily handle the annoying twunts who after 2 years still have no idea how to do their jobs...not everyones perfect
I can handle 2 of the guys "pretending" to be gay every second of every day....some people like to seem comfortable with their sexuality i suppose.
i'm even fine with my boss cocking up and trying to pin it on me on a fairly regualr basis
But what i will NOT HAVE...is some twat of a colleague taking MY last fucking bicuit from my sacred biscuit tin in the two minute gap im in the bog.
OH NO! IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN THERE WILL BE BODIES!
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(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:23, 2 replies)
Do what I did to my theiving c**t housemate.Take a packet of Fox's treacle creams, prise one open and remove all but a thin ring of cream. Fill it up with black pepper, salt, slug pellets, etc, and slightly warm the cream with a lighter and quickly reapply the other half of the biscuit. Replace in the pack and it'll be the last one that goes.
Taught that theiving cow.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:05,
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@ colonelborismagnificent! much more inventive and original than wiping things on your cock/minge/arse and presumable giving a visible reaction to boot.
wins!
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:20, closed)
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