Another joyful A&E tale......
Mr Q was brought in from a nursing home because he was passing arge amounts of blood into is catheter and no one could tell why. So the wise docs decided the best course of action would be to remove the catheter and put a new one in.

So we got all set up and started to take it out. As we were pulling on it, one of the doctors noticed that his japs eye was split all the way across.
"aye lad. Tis always been like that".
So we continue.

As the tip of the catheter passes out of his japs eye, his penis splits down the middle to leave his urethra standing alone. The two halves of his penis begin squirting blood on all members of the medical team. Queue all members of the medical running around like headless chickens while student nurse is left holding the penis together while trying to make small talk.

Length: couldn't sew it back together, so now its just a hole.
(minsh, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:30, 5 replies)

hmmm
1: Holy feck!
2: Just a hole left?
3: Spit in half?
4: Urethra standing alone?

Sounds gory and painfull as hell, but which of us should brush up on our anatomy? I'm rather confused.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:39, closed)

I'm upset.
That has upset me.
What the fuck had happened to his cock to make it fall apart like that?

Sabotage?

I want to spent the rest of the day eating antibiotics. Thanks a fucking lot. And *click*
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:54, closed)

@ greencloud
Yeah they had to cut it off and for some reason they have to dig it out so you end up with a cavity wound.
and yes urethra...... "the tube through which urine and semen leave the male body" Tortora (2004). If you want a mental picture, imagine a peeled banana, the urethra was the banana and the penis was the skin.....
(minsh, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:39, closed)

Apparently
It just fell apart because he had been cathaterised for so long and it weakened the skin.....
thats as far as we could explain it anyway!!
(minsh, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:41, closed)

Got im himmel!
I had no idea that was even possible! I thought that the urethera would be the first thing to tear/split when removing the catheter. For that to harden around the tube and the outer bit to split etc is just... just... yuuurrgghh!

I suppose that if your manhood is messed up to that extent, all they can do it tidy up and leave you with a 'mangina'.

Thanks for the explaination, I now hav ea clearer (and gross-er) image of an old mans c0ck in my mind. You know when you just wish you hadn't asked?..........
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:01, closed)