BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Re: Madam Malboro's Trains Don't kill People Story.My mate was a train spotter and he was run over by a train.
Chuffed to bits, he was.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 23:41, 7 replies)
That's a truelyGroan-worthy pun...
How long had you been waiting to wheel that out?
*clicks*
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Cawl, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 23:42,
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BestestJoke
In
The
World
Ever.
Fact.
'night all.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 0:07, closed)
Ooof!Good to see such an esteemed pun.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:49,
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That's brilliant.Full marks. And a click. You're on track.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:05,
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Surely...This signals the end of the QOTW is coming? such a shame, when it was getting up such a head of steam...
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:27,
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top-notch!Puns piss me off but, jokes like this rule!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:31, closed)
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