Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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A Beautiful lack of intelligenceI was talking to this lass (of a fit nature) from school over the medium of msn about what each of us were going to get up to that day, and as the Manchester premiership derby was being shown on tv I decided to stay in that afternoon and watch it.
Upon her asking me what I was going to do for the afternoon I replied "I think I'm going to stay in and watch Man United v Man City"
She was stunned and replied "I don't think I've ever seen or heard of such a movie"
Get the shotgun.
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