My dad used to read stories to me at bed time.
Treasure Island stands out, mainly because it gave my dad an opportunity to try out his pirate voices. I remember looking forward to being able to read "big books" for myself. It's a wonderful thing to instill a love of books into a child.
Occasionally he would say there wasn't time for reading, leaving me disappointed and story-less. The mystery of these lacks of time was resolved when he was caught one evening giving the woman next door a swift knee trembler and had a fight with her husband on the front lawn. Nice one dad.
(Mr la-de-da Gunner Graham, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:58, 5 replies)

Yeah, but did he do it with a pirate voice?

( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:00, closed)

'Arr!'
'Prepare to receive boarders!'
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:15, closed)

on the poopdeck
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 7:04, closed)

From books to shagging in one post. Welcome back Spanky*
* Not really Spanky if it is you - I always thought you were a colassal wanker.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:40, closed)

We never did catch Dad
at what ever it was he did when he wasn't reading to us.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:50, closed)