Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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erm...One time when I was about 6 maybe I was at a daycare type place. Some other kids asked me if I wanted to help kill some spiders, I happily joined them since there was nothing else to do at that hell hole. We were bashing away at what I now know as a retaining wall...The spiders were inside the blocks you see, so in the extermination process some(many) of the blocks were damaged(destroyed). Basically we were caught by one of satan's minions (an employee of the daycare) and were told to either stop and go back inside or she would call the police. Thats about it...wow, aren't I the rebel...Oh, there was the one time we hid in some bushes and a crazy person came out with a baseball bat and thought we were stealing from someone's house, but I was never seen, so I guess that doesn't count
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Esch, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 6:45,
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