Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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FabioIt was my second year in middle school (or year 6 as its now known) and we had the dubious honour of sitting with one of the most compulsive liars I have ever met.
Twas 1990 and the fashionable kids had Master Systems and Nintendos for yuletide gifts, but not PS, oh noooo, y'see his "uncle owned Nintendo" so he'd said they weren't any good so had bought PS a Neo-Geo and Laserdisc, but when someone had actually been to his house they had "gone in for repairs" - convenient that.
The Zenith of PS' reverie though was Fabio, his mythical nemesis whose escapades included:
an all-in wrestling match in a local park with PS (who was winning of course) until 4am when PS' dad (an erstwhile wrestler himself who even possessed a swordstick don't you know) came and chased Fabio away (as Fabio was mortally afraid of him).
Fabio's family trying to buy Nintendo from PS' uncle but not having enough money
Fabio chasing PS down his street with a harpoon gun until PS' mum threw a kitchen knife at Fabio which knocked the harpoon gun out of his hand which she then picked up and proceded to shoot the tyres of Fabio's mum's car out.
Plus many more, I had to spend 9 years of my life with this tedious wanker so now have a pathological hatred of lies and liars. Thanks PS! you cunt
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:19, 2 replies)
It would be coolif it was the Fabio.
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:44, closed)
sadlynot, it was just the byproduct of an attention seeking twat who'd had too many sweeties...
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:51, closed)
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