Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Wonky manYears back I was an IT guy for an insurance company call centre. We got all sorts of weirdos through the door, including the following...
This guy had one leg and one stump at the knee and had a fake in it's place. He also had one arm (born that way). He was always lying about all sorts of things, but this day he was in the dining area telling everyone how he was an MMA fighter outside of work. He was telling stories about how he kicked someone clean out only the night before. "SHOW US A KICK" shouted one of the 80+ people in the canteen. He agreed, kicking his leg which promptly flew off down the kitchen and he fell flat on his face. The place went silent until he couldn't get up (due to lack of arm/leg) and said "erm... could someone help me please"
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GeordieSteve, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 19:18,
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True or notI laughed like a fucking drain when I read that
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^ this ^But twice as hard. Fucking funny.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:23,
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Completely 100% trueHe ended up being sacked for sexual harrassment not long after
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GeordieSteve, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:16,
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how was alex reid to work with then?I so want this to be true, clicky click click!
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