Riding with Bogans
So I was riding the bus to work and two bogan guys (chavs) are talking loudly about their mate:

B1: Did you hear? Davo ripped off the XYZ Hi-Fi shop on the weekend.

B2: The one in PQR shopping mall?

B1: Yeah, on Saturday night.

B2: Davo?

B1: Yeah, Davo Smith.

B2: Smith?

B1: You know him. The one with blond hair that lives in ABC block of flats.

I was a bastard and called the cops when I got to work.
(xixax, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:44, 8 replies)

A bastard?
I don't know, I think they probably deserve the legal equivalent of a Darwin award for that...where INTERNETLAWYERMAN to comment on such things?

Nice story, have a click.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:57, closed)

Don't worry...
You did the right thing.
(Truk smells nicer than you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:59, closed)

Hope you got a cheap Hi-Fi first.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:31, closed)

Did the police give a shit?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:00, closed)

you should of called....
Crimestoppers and made a few quid..
(acerboyz, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:32, closed)

Well...
...they kill people where I live for smaller infractions.
(d347hm4n Fraggin your ass!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:19, closed)

Nice work!
Im guessing you live here in Melbourne?

Not bastard at all - thieving bogan scum deserve to be caught. Even more so for *stupid* thieving bogan scum.
(Bungo wombling free in Melbourne, Australia, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:09, closed)

Thank you very much sir
We appreciate all the help we can get sometimes...
(Detective Columbo needs to ask you just one more thing..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 5:46, closed)