BusesWe've got a local bus driver who likes to pull away slowly just to see how far old ladies with shopping trollies will chase him down the road. By popular demand - tell us your thrilling bus anecdotes.
Thanks to glued eel for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:14)
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No Other Seats?As with most of the board members on here so it seems, I attract the weirdos. So much so that it's an on going joke between my friends.
On a sunny day somewhere in London, a friend and I were waiting at a bus stop. We had just missed the previous bus so we were at the front of the queue for the next one. As time went by more people started joining our queue. The (slightly creepy) man standing directly behind me was giving a funny look and couldn't stop staring at me.
Finally the bus came and I jumped on the bus first and ran to the top deck hoping that my friend would follow suit, so we could get away from creepy staring man. But as I sat down in a two person seat and looked up, I see not my friend but the man come towards me. He sit right next to me, looks forward and says nothing.
My friend then follows and stands in front of him and says "er... could you move?".
He looks at me.
"umm.. can you move please?"
He moves and my friend sits down.
WTF? He had the whole double decker bus to choose seats from. It was obvious that me and my friend were going to sit next to each other. What did he think was going to happen?
* wasn't going to post this cause i can't write/tell a story for shit and it was much funnier at the time. but fuck it*
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 6:41, 1 reply)
To be fair...OK it's not hilarious but it's a pretty good summary of what can only be described as WTF?
The amount of times I have been on public transport and some cnut will choose to sit next to me rather than take one of the other immense choices of empty seats....
Maybe I smell good, or maybe my eyes 'dare them' to take a pew by my side, but surely common sense dictates sitting on your own is preferable?
It's like the twats who pull up next to your car in a near empty 'lay-by' or beach carpark...
"What? The other 4 acres weren't good enough for you? Think we have something you're missing out on here? Fuck right off."
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:48, closed)
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