Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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"Wellness" and "Healthful"Two completely pointless and very irritating words that have no fucking reason to exist.
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:54, 1 reply)
But they do!They exist because they give the impression of meaning something medically significant, whilst giving the Supplementary, Complementary or Alternative Medicine (SCAM) practitioner no obligation to deliver anything remotely resembling actual medical treatment.
"Does this Rainbow Reiki Therapy help my liver cancer then?"
"Not directly, but by holistically stimulating the body's energy meridians, it will enhance wellness and help your system return to a healthful state."
"Really?"
"No, but at least I get £40 off you before you cark it."
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:57,
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