The Well Pause

Step 1. The problem.
"Our political candidates don't just want power over you, they also want to be physically intimidating."

Step 2. The Solution.
"So we've started giving them knives and moustaches."

Step 3. The Well Pause.
"To make them look a little bit more, well... rapey."

Step 4. Rage
(27B/6, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:17, 6 replies)

Labradors were specifically bred to help fisherman; to be good in water using their webbed feet.
Thus, one could argue, they were bred for their well paws.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:30, closed)

There is also a certain amount of footage on the web for a specialist market who enjoy seeing pictures of beaten dogs
and this elicits in the audience a feeling of patheticitude and caring, which they often vocalise. The genre has been known for it's promping the audience to utter "Welp awws".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:33, closed)

Are you channelling Pooflake today?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:59, closed)

Erm ...
Is that a come-on?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:08, closed)

I consider myself an expert...
in the art of the shitty pun, but to you I doff my cap. Good day.
(27B/6, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:28, closed)

It's all about the capitals
We want them to be WELL rapey
(babyaeroplanes, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:58, closed)