Cobra Playstation
My sis worked for bt direct enquiries on her holidays from uni back home in Ayrshire.

One evening a chap called up looking for the number for Cobra Playstation.

My sister thought it was maybe the name of some independant gaming shop somewhere or some kids activity centre or karate kid dojo or something and tried to find it.

Nothing came up and she told the guy she couldn't find it. This only seemed to enrage the guy who said "For fucks sake you must have the number for Cobra Playstation hurry up!"

So she said, "Okay, just to confirm, you are looking for the number for Cobra Playstation yes? Thats CO-BRA PLAY-STATION?"

"Aye"

Still nothing came up so she asked the guy to say it again slowly on the off chance she'd made a mistake.

"For Christ sake COBRA PLAYSTION! You know? The Police Station in Coatbridge."

Wonderful place Scotland
(Don't tell him Pike i'll probably just stay in, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:26, 2 replies)

Could have been a brothel?
Or a sex toy shop for that matter :)
( thistle, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 22:17, closed)

I like this...
...because I never have a clue what Scots are on about either.

*click*
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:22, closed)