No Me But Him
I love Mr 3cats dearly but is has to be said I am the one that gets things done round the house. One day on arriving home from work I was feeling too tired to make dinner for us so decided to go upstairs for a nap to revive myself. I came downstairs after an hour to find him sitting in his pants, with two empty crisp packets beside him, eating ice cream with a fork, the same fork that he had just used to eat couscous from a cup. In a superb moment of recovery he loudly claimed “See what happens when you’re not around!!!”
(3badcats, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:29, 3 replies)

Is he my ex? He did exactly the same thing once - only with him it was a jar of Haywards extra strong pickled onions (including the vinegar) and a box of black liquorice sticks.

The bathroom was never the same again.
(Freakmandu, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:08, closed)

Lol
He's not your ex as he can't stand liquorice, mind you he cannot be trusted with pickled onions. Quite often he will come through from the kitcken with the jar, a fork and a defiant look. The go to bed with an ouchie tummy!
(3badcats, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:46, closed)

Hope Pink Goddess doesn't read this
But I am *so* stealing that :-D
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:40, closed)