I was thirteen........
and 2 of my mates had being banging on about this hoover, and how if you sit on it - with it's sheer power and force you could drive around on it like a go-kart.

Obviously I was suspicious of this, but this hype continued for weeks, until finally the day came, where they let me have a go of this powerhouse of a machine.

So eventually I'm brought around to my mate's house where I'm introduced to the beast, and I was sadly disappointed to find a standard small green household hoover - but they insist I sit on it, and one of them plonks a helmet on my head for added retardation.

At this moment one of the lads bursts out with a camera to take a long lost picture of me clutching a tiny green machine while wearing a white bicycle helmet.

They called me Warren for two years after that (as in There's Something About Mary).

Those brilliant, brilliant bastards!
(El_diablo_blanco, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:59, 3 replies)

Haaaaaaahahahahahaahahaha
Your mates win.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:00, closed)

utter
genius
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:45, closed)

*click*
Made me chuckle out loud....pure devious genius's
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:22, closed)