for our paper anniversary a few years ago
I bought a cute leather bound 40 page 6x4 inch book, with a neat little clasp on it, and filled it with hand written reasons why I love my missus.

However, some could only be decrypted with a mirror, some were in High Elf, Hobbit Runes (old English) and a few pictures can be arranged on a musical notation to form a small song about why my wife is ace, if you set the words to it.

So far 4 years later she's not clocked the hidden notation's but noticed the Solresol, translated the elf and hobbits bits, and worked out the mirror trick :)

I had days and days of fun making this. Was brilliant fun.
(yeswehavenopasties, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 2:42, 30 replies)

You are Gandalf

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 7:21, closed)

Gandalf a Gaylord.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 7:33, closed)

You could do all your posts the same way so
we can all have fun too.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:34, closed)

nothing fun about his posts m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:37, closed)

ɐǝpᴉ pooƃ ʎllɐǝɹ ɐ s,ʇɐɥ┴
(username failed moderation, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:25, closed)

Is this the online equivalent to pinning a "kick me" sign to your own back?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:50, closed)

at comicon see you I do

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:51, closed)

never mind, mate
one day you'll be able to afford real presents and she might stop fucking other men
(well that went better than expected, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:20, closed)

You actually have gone full-time Tesco Value Troll, haven't you?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:24, closed)

by posting exactly the same obnoxious stuff in exactly the same style for the last twelve years?

(well that went better than expected, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:28, closed)

No, you never used to be like this.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:28, closed)

I don't really know who you are but you clearly haven't been paying much attention to the typical tone of this website

(well that went better than expected, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:31, closed)

Is there some kind of provincial Rage Virus causing people to over-react in hilariously inappropriate ways?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:28, closed)

see that address bar at the top? where it says b3ta and not mumsnet? hth

(well that went better than expected, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:30, closed)

I'd have thought you'd have had enough of mentioning addresses by now :(
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:31, closed)

Well played, here.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:05, closed)

I always knew Shambo and Albert's spat would spill over into RL sooner or later.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:05, closed)

You should have put one page in that was just untranslatable gibberish.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:29, closed)

a doctor skagra wank fantasy

(well that went better than expected, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:33, closed)

The book's only 40 pages long.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:35, closed)

I got my wife a packet of kitchen roll, and told her to clean the fucking house.

Because I'm a man and not some fucking bent autist.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:03, closed)

or married

(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:23, closed)

Do you understand the meaning of the word 'wife'?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:26, closed)

poidh

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:29, closed)

not only that, I even understand the difference between past and present tenses
that's what a classical education does for you
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:58, closed)

Pinch it back and put a fore edge painting on it.

( Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:08, closed)

edge skin
( Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:08, closed)

:D
Ah that's a cracking idea. Cheers!
(yeswehavenopasties, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 3:30, closed)

^ 12 and gay and autism and virgin.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:14, closed)

qotw venn diagram

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 0:54, closed)