Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Being a little trekkie kidI obsessed over the shows and books, at a stupidly young age. When, after reading a star trek book with pictures, I decided I knew exactly how to attain light speed.
I went and explained this to my Dad. It was really simple after all. I was going to be the one to take humanity to the stars. My Dad, bless him, smiled and nodded.
For ages my ambition was to create a space ship that would achieve light speed.
Looking back my Dad must have thought I was a right twot. I'm currently on my way to being a psychologist for some reason.
Hah got in before it changed :D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:19, Reply)
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