Let's BREAK STUFF!
I admit it. I'm an overaged thirteen year old.

I still like cartoons (Phineas and Ferb or Bugs Bunny). I still spend a lot of time playing video games. As an adult, I once moved out of an apartment by the simple expediency of throwing everything I didn't want off a third-story balcony. (Dining table, not so impressive. Console television...much more so.)

But the best part is -- see, I work at an establishment that sells package liquor. And sometimes the wine sits a wee bit too long, and needs to be written off. And by law here in the US, we have to destroy the bottles. Not just throw them away -- destroy them.

So picture, if you will, a 6'4", 300+ lb guy pitching bottles of turned wine into a large metal dumpster, cackling with glee at each little explosion of glass and vinegar.

TOO much fun.
(springjack The King Of Pygmy Marmosets!, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:24, 3 replies)

Phineas and Ferb
Excellent choice Sir, I watched a load whilst on holiday in Greece recently. Changed my life.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:41, closed)

So true.
I worked at my student union for the best part of a year, and at 3am, when all the shitmunchers have gone home, I'd be first to get down outside to be chucking all the bottles in the different recycling bins, trying to smash them as thoroughly as possible. Made for great times, but I did nearly go blind.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:54, closed)

Smashin' stuff.
Bah. What's a little blindness from glass spray if you're having fun?

I recommend getting something that's a) fermented and b) gone over for fun. I once had a bottle of Trebbiano wine -- I shit you not -- from 1995. It actually detonated when it hit the side of the dumpster.
(springjack The King Of Pygmy Marmosets!, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:44, closed)