CDCC
Picture the scene. Wednesday morning, last week. I'm walking to work, having just arrived by train. No busses, but the sun's shining, so on go the sunglasses, sling the jacket over my shoulder, and off I saunter.

I come to the road bridge over the railway, and cross over. I'm smiling and humming along. ELO's 'Mr Blue Sky' is on the iPod, the flying spaghetti monster is in his heaven, and all is right with the world.

Just when I thought the morning couldn't get any better, it suddenly did.

An area of freshly-laid, still damp concrete! AHA! I looked over. Some lowlife had already doodled on the grey, damp surface, etching 'BS luvs Kaz' into the proudly perpendicular Portland product.

But that grafitto inspired me. I knew, in a flash of inspiration, what I had to do. It was as if the heavens had opened, and Rob Manuel, SpankyHanky, Apeloverage and the massed Kitten Army- the spirit and influence of B3ta- had whispered in my ear. I knew exactly what the spirit of B3ta would have me draw....

I felt compelled. I dodged an oncoming cycle, and quickly, furtively, pushed my right index finger into the wet cement, and I drew quickly and decisively, before running off giggling like a loon.

Length? About 14 inches, complete with testicles, a few wispy hairs, and a little spurt of man-juice.
(Le Misanthrope last procrastinated on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:48, 8 replies)

Good work, mate
And lets face it, it just has to be done.

I defy anyone who doesn't think Leonardo di Vinci painted a gigantic cock n balls on the ceiling of the sistine chapel before he got down to the serious work of doing all that artsy farsty relegious twattery thats up there now.
( SpankyHanky, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 2:26, closed)

and I'm sure
he would have, had it not been painted by Michaelangelo...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 3:57, closed)

God
I was drunk last night... very, very, very drunk...
( SpankyHanky, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 9:39, closed)

makes sense
though I'm sure Mike painted a few CDCs of his own
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 11:56, closed)

Albeit
Very small ones, like David's
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 15:32, closed)

You know the rules
POIDH
(berk, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 16:27, closed)

Hear Hear!!
^_^
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 18:07, closed)

i'd have changed kaz
to "teh cock"
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 10:31, closed)