Toilet Door.
For years I worked full-time(ish) at quite a large music venue, and inevitably developed a cubicle of choice for a sit-down-wee.

The favoured cubicle was the only cubicle in this particular gents, and had a big blue door. One day I was in there, and happened to have a biro in my pocket - a blue one, but slightly darker than the shade of the door.

I've never been too fond of graffiti but a moment of childish rebellion popped into my mind, and I wrote the phrase on the back of the door, about half way down so as to be perfect eye level for the person on the throne.

You would never have noticed it on another door - it was in small type - but when sitting down with nothing to stare at except for the back of the door, you would definitely see it. No-one ever commented on it, and every now and again I would forget about it with consequential giggling upon my next visit... but I like to think that it made at least one person laugh.

The phrase?

"YOU SMELL OF POO"
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:48, 2 replies)

I still use
this type of insult on my nephew (and indeed most other people due to its childish wonderfullness) he came back with the, now legendary "Well, you smell of mummy's cat poo!"
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:59, closed)

Ahh yes...
but the genius of my graffiti was its indisputable nature - in that the person reading it was on the toilet doing a poo (or a sit-down-wee - in which case... well... what men do a sit-down-wee?). Great phrase nonetheless!
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:49, closed)