Oh Boy, this is going to be a long list
Moaning comes naturally to me, and coupled with my picky nature, this results in me failing to like many popular things. Here we go......

Lee Evans: Reminds me of Norman Wisdom, but far more annoying. Seems to just flail his limbs and talk in funny voices. About as funny as a train wreck to me. (Although he was ok in 'Theres Something About Mary')

'Normal' Porn: Watching another man enthusiastically thrust into a whoreish woman turns me on about as much as a banana sandwich. To make matters worse, seeing the man's enormous schlong turns me off even more.

Hot, Spicy Food: I am a food lover. I am also a curry lover. However, too many people in this country assume that curries are all about how hot they are. Not true. I eat curry that has an interesting and tasty mix of spices, not curries that will burn all of the taste-buds off of my tongue.

Clubs: Crap music. High prices. Chavvy young people. Utter shit.

Harry Potter: I have no qualms about kids loving the bespectacled twat, but adults who claim that Harry Potter is 24-carat gold dropping out of JK Rowling's arse should read a truly great book.

I won't write a lot about anything else, but I will list other popular things that I just don't get:

Rap, Mushrooms, Doctor Who, X-Factor, Little Britain, Cricket, Soup, Baseball Caps, Lily Allen, Vodka, FPS Games, the Halo series, Radio 1, Techno, Anime, Desperate Housewives, iPhones, McDonalds.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:18, 14 replies)

What the fuck is rap?
I fucking hate it when ignorant fucks call hip hop 'rap'. Rapping is something people do, hip hop is a culture all of its own. It's like me calling rock music 'sing'. Fucking idiot.

By 'techno' do you also mean house, breaks, minimal, dubstep, trance, hardstyle and electro?

What a fucking cock.

Twat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:22, closed)

agreed...
and mushrooms are simply a food of the gods
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:25, closed)

agreed with whom?
The Dozer or the Washer?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:39, closed)

Mushrooms are awful
It's mainly the look of them that puts me off.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:46, closed)

Rap is a generic term for, you know, songs that include rapping. So by that logic, do you want me to specify exactly which type of mushrooms I don't like too?

And again, by techno, I mean it as a generic term. I could have written down house, trance etc. but I didn't want my post to be longer than it had to be.

Also, don't take it so personally. Have a lie-down. You'll feel better in the morning.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:41, closed)

Exactly
When someone says "I don't like rap" most normal people know exactly what they mean.

I also dislike rap.
( Peej, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:46, closed)

Normal people?
What does that mean? Piss off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:56, closed)

Psst
I think he's suggesting that you're not normal. Based on recent experiences, I think he might be onto something.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:03, closed)

No.
Rap is not a generic term for songs that include rapping, unless you are an ignorant cunt. Rage Against the Machine, Plaid, James Brown, Korn, 4 Hero, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tricky and Blondie have all recorded songs with rapping. Which of those are rap music?

And Techno is a distinct musical form all of its own, very distinct even to House, with which it shares certain similarities. Jeff Mills does not do the same style of music as Skream, neither does Carl Craig do music that sounds like Evil Nine.

Cultural apartheid is for ignorant fuckers. What do you like? Sing? What about some nice punk rockular stuff like Pink Floyd? What about some instrument? I love listening to instrument.

You stupid cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:55, closed)

Aw how cute
I love how red your little cheeks get when you're angry
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:02, closed)

Love you too sweet cheeks
I love the self righteousness of those that know dick all. Makes me get a hard on and do a pre cum in my pants.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:05, closed)

I know
You're so hot for me right now
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:07, closed)

Throbbing
Like a Beastie Boy in a bagel house.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:09, closed)

I'd so do Lily Allen though...

( snee held his breath since, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:16, closed)