I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Footless tightsOk, so I'm slightly cheating here. The question says "turns everyone else on". I don't think footless tights turn anyone on. This is kind of the mystery... why the hell so many otherwise beautiful women wear them.
You can imagine the product meeting. Hey, our sales at Tights R Us are good, but, you know, we've still got that image problem. Apparently some blokes don't find tights sexy. Can't see it myself. But, hm, maybe we should do some market research.
*time passes*
So this market research we did? Apparently blokes quite like the leg bit. It's just the end of the tights they don't like.
So - hey - I've got a great idea. Let's produce tights without the ugly bit at the end.
*facepalm*
Catherine Townsend is the Independent's sex columnist. A couple of years ago she wrote this column in which "I was rocking a gold minidress, worn with footless tights".
Oddly enough, in the next paragraph, "I could sense that I wasn't going to be getting lucky the minute he ran his eyes up and down my outfit".
No kidding. You turn up looking like a cross between Metal Mickey and an extra from Fame and funnily enough, footless has turned into fuckless. Footless and fancy-free? You're dead right.
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Re: Footless tightsGordon bennett, I have been away from blighty a while, the independent has a sex columnist? Still, she's about as rubbish as I predicted.
I for one think this current crop of Sex and the City watching harridans, one of which Catherine Townsend appears to be, are the best arugement to celibacy since Jeanette Krankie..
From the article - "I'm torn, because I do consider my style an extension of my creativity." - Aye, love, that's the problem right there.
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Footless TightsDon't you mean "Leggings"?
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could be worseflip things the other way and you have
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:45,
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