I have very broken insides (the poo making bit)...
Which mean that I have to take steroids, lots, but to minimise the side effects and make sure they get to the area they need to treats they go up rather than down, if you catch my drift.

So anyway for a reason that I don't still fathom I left some of my bum pills (http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/medicines/100003522.html) on my desk. My colleague, who we shall call Mark for that is his name, found them:

Mark: What the fuck are these?
Me: What does it say on them?
Mark: [reads packaging]
Me: Ah, those would be my little waxy torpedoes of anal steroid fun!
Entire office: [Silence][tumbleweed][church bell]
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:08, 10 replies)

I can see
I'm going to be making more use than usual of the clicky clicky this week if they continue to come in like this:-)
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:21, closed)

Absolutely!
In my case, I've just aspirated a bogey.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:29, closed)

still
at least you like pinecones, eh?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:16, closed)

I've still
got that pinecone too!

Well I do like pinecones, they're pretty...
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:33, closed)

But are unsuitable as Torpedoes of Anal fun
As the barbs stop them coming back down.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 12 May 2011, 21:45, closed)

That
adds to the excitement surely?
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:47, closed)

i like pinecones, too
and conkers
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:18, closed)

I like caressing conkers
...a little TOO much, perhaps


mmm, shiny...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:50, closed)

And so smoooooooth!!!!!
They should be chocolates, God put them here to tempt us.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 13 May 2011, 14:18, closed)

^THIS

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:49, closed)