Hotel Porn
As said in and earlier posting, I do a lot of travel in my job.
I have to pay for all the hotels and meals etc, myself and then claim back the expenses from the company.
Obviously, having the pay per view porno movies on the hotel bill would not qualify as a valid expense. I recall staying in a really nice hotel in Warsaw a few months back. My job involves heavy use of the internet, in order to connect through to our main data centre and then through to the remote offices, and while away on business we are expected to work through the night.
I noticed on the list of internet charges, that there was a choice of paying by the hour, or paying for 24hours (usually 24hrs charge is about 3X 1 hr charge), but this time there was a 3rd option, 24hours internet with all movie channels on the TV, it also stated that it would be shown on the bill as "Full internet communications package".
The next three nights was a major wankathon, I hardly slept at all, but watched every porno film listed, and shrek 3.
My cock was so sore, that for a week after that it hurt to pee.
( turb0t, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 14:14, 4 replies)

just wondering
did you wank to Shrek 3 too

;o)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 14:49, closed)

*clicked*
I wish I could award a bonus click to anyone who manages to write a puerile story about sitting in front of the internet, wanking like safari park chimps.

Well done.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 23 Jan 2008, 14:51, closed)

This story surprises me...
Especially as the amount and variety of puerile filth available on the internet is greater than on hotel pr0n channels (or so I'm told)
(zero.coke, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 15:21, closed)

Wow
You watched every porno film?! Wow! I've seen the first 5 minutes of loads of pornos, but I've never watched a whole one.

:)
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 7:08, closed)