Creepy!
Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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Bad times
As a young captain, the clan spent a lot of time camping in the cairngorms. One day, aged about ten, I'm having a nice relaxing poo in the toilet block when I hear a small bang followed the sound of a small happy dog going mental followed by silence then lots of shouting. That was odd thinks I, and I return to my thoughts. I finish my ablutions and wander outside to find out what is going on.
Two young german girls were cooking breakfast inside the porch of their tent on one of those little blue camping stoves and hadnt fitted the top bit on right, this was the mid eighties prior to the safe gear you get now. Cue gas explosion in a small, highly flammable tent, with the fire blocking the only exit. Two bloke saw it happen and got one of the girls out, badly burned. The other died in the explosion. 20 feet from a young me having a nice relaxing poo.
Apologies for lack of funnies,
Length..... I was only little.
( , Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:42, 2 replies)
As a young captain, the clan spent a lot of time camping in the cairngorms. One day, aged about ten, I'm having a nice relaxing poo in the toilet block when I hear a small bang followed the sound of a small happy dog going mental followed by silence then lots of shouting. That was odd thinks I, and I return to my thoughts. I finish my ablutions and wander outside to find out what is going on.
Two young german girls were cooking breakfast inside the porch of their tent on one of those little blue camping stoves and hadnt fitted the top bit on right, this was the mid eighties prior to the safe gear you get now. Cue gas explosion in a small, highly flammable tent, with the fire blocking the only exit. Two bloke saw it happen and got one of the girls out, badly burned. The other died in the explosion. 20 feet from a young me having a nice relaxing poo.
Apologies for lack of funnies,
Length..... I was only little.
( , Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:42, 2 replies)
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